Retractable Asshole 

When someone tries to insult you, gets caught, then tries to play it off as if they were trying to laugh with you instead of at you.

Julie: "Hey, my pants just ripped, help me cover it please..."

Matt: "Hey, everyone, Julie's pants just ripped, you can see her bare ass!!"

Julie: "Why you gotta be a douchewad and broadcast it to everyone!?"

Matt: "Calm down, I was just joking.."

Julie: "Nice, you want to play Retractable Asshole card. Cool Talent, bro."

Retractable Asshole by Graphitestreak October 5, 2021

Ignoramus Asshole Syndrome (IAS) 

A condition where a successor in a corporate role feels that the predecessor has been an absolute loser; everything is in shambles and it’s upon him to now start building processes and initiatives to achieve goals.

Man, I cant listen one more minute to Pete going on about how everything was such a mess before he joined. He’s got Ignoramus Asshole Syndrome (IAS).

Ignoramus Asshole Syndrome (IAS) by mangomanbunty December 9, 2021

AA - Asshole Anonymous 

Program for Jerks.

Ron asks a woman to have dinner with him. When the check arrives he tells her portion is $24.89.
Ron: I only had one drink, you had TWO!
Date: Aaah, OK.

Ron: Can you leave the tip, I'm short on cash.
Date: WTH...Are you a member of AA - Asshole Anonymous???
Ron: No I'm not, wanna go to your place and have sex? I'm married.

AA - Asshole Anonymous by Telyn2Win March 4, 2022

donkey asshole

something to rape

Person 1: Should we penetrate that donkey asshole?
Person 2: no, we should rape it
Person 3: Will our kids be centaurs?
Person 2: yes
Everyone: Cheers with happiness and joy because the get to rape a donkey asshole

donkey asshole by Donkey fucker 69 March 4, 2022

Hot Asshole Syndrome 

The feeling of intense heat on The Butthole. Sometimes this feeling can be so intense, it literally feels like you can fry an egg on The Butthole. Hot Asshole Syndrome is typically caused from a Raw Asshole due to constant wiping when dealing with Hiney Piss. Hot Asshole Syndrome can last for an entire day or longer if not dealt with properly.

Clyde was dealing with an intense case of Hiney Piss and ignored the recommendation from his peers to wipe his butthole with Wet Wipes. He then came down with Hot Asshole Syndrome and was waddling around in a miserable state of mind.

Hot Asshole Syndrome by NippleBob Crane June 5, 2022

Gentleman Asshole 

A gentleman asshole is the type who is a nice guy you respectful, the type that would help a old lady across the street but the moment you disrespect them they will put you down a peg.

"Hey I'm not a bad guy I'm just a gentleman asshole, there is a huge difference hun."

Gentleman Asshole by DeAndreTheSly June 14, 2022

Gentleman Asshole 

The type of guy that would open doors for his lady but the moment she starts getting out of line he will stand up for himself not caring about the double standards.

“Honey I’m not an asshole, I’m a gentleman asshole, there is a different.”

Gentleman Asshole by DeAndreTheSly June 14, 2022