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alabama whore

a whore that just so happens to be your sister
whoa, sis, you’re an alabama whore?!
by jw_lkr September 17, 2021
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Alabama kiss

An Alabama kiss is the act of kissing your partner and proceeding to spit form down the back of their throat
Caught Melinda off guard last night and gave her an Alabama kiss

Uch justin gave me an Alabama kiss last night, I could taste his breakfast
by Siege of Society July 24, 2021
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Alabama Banana Split

A sexual stunt involving a male and female - preferably siblings or first cousins - where the man shoves his thumbs into the meatus of his urethra and wrenches his hands sideways with enough force to rip the penis in half down to the base. The remaining urethra hole in the base is then filled with whipped cream, after which the destroyed penis is promptly given a blowjob by the female.
Holy shit, Greg just got given the Alabama Banana Split! I think he's going to bleed out!
by BonesTheWendigo July 29, 2021
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Alabama Banana Split

When your double wide house trailer splits in half long-ways, along its original assembly seam, due to some disaster, manufacturing defect, or other occurrence.
Did you see what happened to Billy's place? He had a couple bigger girls over for a three-way, and they rode him so hard his trailer did the ol' Alabama Banana Split. Now all his floors are sloped!
by grandpahomewrecker August 6, 2021
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alabama whoop whoop

The Alabama whoop whoop is the piercing of a Chonky cooter hood sometimes bearing a comb over or mullet downstairs
That chick last night had the old Alabama whoop whoop to my surprise
by AzRev February 26, 2022
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alabama bush hog

A mainly lesbian or a masculine woman
Man look at the Alabama bush hog, she's built like a linebacker
by Jippy Dimes February 28, 2022
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Alabama Lawnmower

The sexual act of getting your partner to pluck each one of your pubic hairs with their teeth, and then spitting them out at you like a lawnmore does with grass.
Sorry I was busy last night, I was just enjoying the Alabama Lawnmower with my girlfriend.
by Jackie Chan 22323 March 3, 2022
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