Person 1: I do say, I do say that I am flabbergasted, FLABBERGASTED, that you will not shove this 8 inch dildo up my ass. In all my years in this relationship, I have never seen such a blatant example of self-serving grandstanding.
Person 2: Quit being a Graham cracker and take this 12 inch one.
Person 1: Hmmm.
Person 2: Quit being a Graham cracker and take this 12 inch one.
Person 1: Hmmm.
by Writing Hard March 24, 2022
Get the Graham crackermug. by Scotch37 February 5, 2023
Get the Crackermug. by DoctorDum42 January 16, 2023
Get the Ritz Savory Crackermug. by reallynigga???? November 11, 2020
Get the Crackermug. A bitch eating crackers is someone (male or female(but usually female)) who no matter what they do like eating crackers pisses you off. Usually has a low IQ or intelligence. Other versions of the phrase include Bitch eating chicken.
Person 1: Hey what's that girl's name over there?
Person 2: doesn't matter bro, you don't want that. She's a dumb bitch eating crackers
Person 2: doesn't matter bro, you don't want that. She's a dumb bitch eating crackers
by CaptainVinno May 13, 2023
Get the Bitch eating crackersmug. by Balls to the walls Zero February 15, 2024
Get the Cracker Monkeymug. A bubbly fart that rolls to the top of the butt crack. Typically it makes a higher pitch sound than a standard bubbly fart.
by Campbell’s Soup January 16, 2022
Get the Upper Crackermug.