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I saw the craziest thing that I ever did see
No cash, no check, no C.O.D.,
so I called them with my credit card, quick as could be
Nobody better get in my way
I got the package in the mail today!
I popped all the bubble wrap and threw it away
Now I'm learning Japanese so I can read what the instructions say
There was a bag of nuts and bolts and screws
It didn't say which screwdriver to use
I don't know what the radiation warning's about,
but hey, that's okay; I can figure it out!
Four legs, rubber bands, sprockets and gears
Laser beam eyes and microphone ears
Put it all together; what did I see?
I saw a faggot cat looking right at me
Well, it slices, it dices, it catches the mices
It's got a stock ticker with the Wall Street prices
Knows how to sew, cook, play the guitar
Say, it even put a new transmission in my car
It's got a titanium cranium, chip in the brainium
Pentium? Best representium
Pour in the eggs, milk, syrup, and flour,
'cause the faggot cat needs pancake power
When I say fag, you say got. Fag, got, fag, got.
When I say got, you say cat. Got, cat, got, cat.
Word to the F to the A to the double-G to the GOT to the C-A-T
So when I say Faggot, you say cat. Faggot, cat, faggot, cat
So when I say Faggot, you say cat. Faggot, cat, faggot, caaaaaaat
I saw the craziest thing that I ever did see
No cash, no check, no C.O.D.,
so I called them with my credit card, quick as could be
Nobody better get in my way
I got the package in the mail today!
I popped all the bubble wrap and threw it away
Now I'm learning Japanese so I can read what the instructions say
There was a bag of nuts and bolts and screws
It didn't say which screwdriver to use
I don't know what the radiation warning's about,
but hey, that's okay; I can figure it out!
Four legs, rubber bands, sprockets and gears
Laser beam eyes and microphone ears
Put it all together; what did I see?
I saw a faggot cat looking right at me
Well, it slices, it dices, it catches the mices
It's got a stock ticker with the Wall Street prices
Knows how to sew, cook, play the guitar
Say, it even put a new transmission in my car
It's got a titanium cranium, chip in the brainium
Pentium? Best representium
Pour in the eggs, milk, syrup, and flour,
'cause the faggot cat needs pancake power
When I say fag, you say got. Fag, got, fag, got.
When I say got, you say cat. Got, cat, got, cat.
Word to the F to the A to the double-G to the GOT to the C-A-T
So when I say Faggot, you say cat. Faggot, cat, faggot, cat
So when I say Faggot, you say cat. Faggot, cat, faggot, caaaaaaat
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