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Bucket Shorts

A pair of shorts that may or may not exist in this reality. During an event that will remain undisclosed, a very boofed up man mentioned Bucket Shorts during conversation at the undisclosed event.

Conspiracies and other interesting theories have sparked due to the elusive bucket shorts.

To this day the existence of Bucket Shorts is still disputed. Many would like to discredit the said to be creator of Bucket Shorts. They claim that Bucket Shots are not real and that it’s all Bs, the man is on another plane of existence. Although likely the boofed up man’s critics are, there is no evidence to confirm or deny the existence of Bucket Shorts.
Hey bro u gonna wear your bucket hat with those bucket shorts? It’d be a good fit ngl.
by Šhørtśhôrtšãręßüß November 10, 2020
mugGet the Bucket Shortsmug.

short shaft

Something no girl wants...
Something girls say no to quicker then Nigerians wanting water on a hot day
I’d fuck your mom but she said I got a short shaft
by ShaversEdge June 18, 2018
mugGet the short shaftmug.

Short

the height of a kid or pre-teen. Usually our crushes are taller
tall guy/adult: you are short
short girl/teen: IM ALMOST AN ADULT U B!TCH
by igotitallHANDLED June 7, 2022
mugGet the Shortmug.

Shorts user

A shorts user is a person who uses YouTube Shorts on a daily basis. They are probably the most annoying and retarded Internet users of all time. They overuse phrases and make fun of anything, like using a retarded and stupid porn joke or calling something slightly weird an Ohio thing. They argue on ANYTHING, whether it's history, politics or opinions. They watch/make stupid and retarded sigma videos, stupid fucking reaction videos or any unfunny videos they can find. Overall, bluepilled annoying mongoloids.
Shorts user: Average n*gga from Ohio
Person: Ohio is unoriginal and unfunny

Shorts user: Sigma doesn't show their emotions 🗿🍷
Person: Shut the fuck up you fucking faggot

Shorts user: Bro said small penis 💀💀💀 Edit: OMG TYSM FOR THE LIKES!!!!! Edit: Mom, im famous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Bosnianfishpants2008 April 13, 2023
mugGet the Shorts usermug.

Short People

The greatest song of all time and the anthem of manletism. The legendary first song of Randy Newman's aptly named and superlative 1977 album Little Criminals. This musical masterpiece catapulted the already illustrious Newman to well-deserved international fame and fortune and cemented his status as an absolute legend of the entertainment industry. Short People has blessed the six-foot tall Randy Newman with a fanatical following of rabid manlet fanboys who delight in the fact that Saint Newman, as they affectionately call him, lives a luxurious lifestyle and will undoubtedly enjoy a kingly retirement ascribable to the magnificent song that has enriched their lowly lives so much.
Did you know that Short People was a smash hit on the radio, reaching its zenith at number two of the Billboard Hot 100 for three consecutive weeks? Imagine being a silly, little manlet boy driving to work with Short People constantly playing on the radio and everybody at work laughing at you. Manlets BTFO. Short people got nobody. Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator August 23, 2024
mugGet the Short Peoplemug.
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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 13, 2025
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colored shorts

Guys that wear colored shorts are complete douch bags. They think they are the shit but in reality they have no friends. Someone who wears colored shorts is completely unathletic and is the meaning of a fuck boy. Probably has a shit ton of gel in his hair and is slicked to the right.
"John's wearing colored shorts today, us he holding or has he came out of the closet?"
by I speak the truth 123098 April 19, 2018
mugGet the colored shortsmug.

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