The complete definition of Stupid. The opposite of Einstein. His braincells are stupid, his breathing method is stupid. His life is stupid. There's not a thing he does that isn't stupid.
by Jerry Jesus Jameson February 7, 2022
Get the Noahmug. by Ben Wild69 May 28, 2021
Get the Noah Leamug. Noah is a nice guy very funny and inside a really good heart he struggles to communicate especially in relationships usually not being able to handle stuff causing him to ghost you because he didn’t have the right words to talk to you very smart but immature in some situations he will love you a lot always coming back to you no matter how many tries he’s funny and will doing lots for you as you can grow together he’s grateful for you when your there for him as though he’s already quite put off he is also a dick although the love he has he’ll put you last not making and effort for you he’s a type of guy always getting good grades on test and a person you’d imagine going far in like with a wonderful family he’s a loyal guy blocking and rejecting any girl for you only wanting you as he knows you better than some regular girl always thinking about you even when it’s not contact although he seems nice he’s also a dick sometimes as he will try to seem cool talking down on you to people making it seem like he’s a cool guy but secretly you know he didn’t mean any of that stuff about you because you know yourself stuff always reminds him of you because he’s in all together a great guy waiting for his person to some being patient worrying about grades , school, and friends he’s a nerdy shy guy always awkward never knowing how to show love you just have to wait and get comfortable but that’s the best part Noah will have you thinking about him always.
Paisley: I miss Noah I miss talking to him everyday I miss him so much
Paige: yeah you guys where the a good couple like Juno and Paulie..
Paisley: I miss it…
Paige: yeah you guys where the a good couple like Juno and Paulie..
Paisley: I miss it…
by Standingonbusinessnigga November 23, 2023
Get the Noahmug. 
A 11-19 year old.
Fancies themselves as intellectually and morally superior to anyone they described as a “Boomer” or “Karen” yet need their hand held through the simplest of chores - such as washing a pot- or knowing which socks are theirs. They usually leave their bags, clothes, dirty dishes, etc in a wake behind them without any clue, and hoard cups and bowls and other shared household items in their bedrooms.
Fancies themselves as intellectually and morally superior to anyone they described as a “Boomer” or “Karen” yet need their hand held through the simplest of chores - such as washing a pot- or knowing which socks are theirs. They usually leave their bags, clothes, dirty dishes, etc in a wake behind them without any clue, and hoard cups and bowls and other shared household items in their bedrooms.
She was in the kitchen for 20 minutes, and this pot is STILL dirty? What a Noah.
You’re wearing my socks again? Okay Noah.
Um, Noah, is this your cereal bowl?
We literally have no spoons left?!? -In Noah’s room!
You’re wearing my socks again? Okay Noah.
Um, Noah, is this your cereal bowl?
We literally have no spoons left?!? -In Noah’s room!
by K-k-k-Karen;) June 8, 2020
Get the Noahmug. 
A Noah embodies all stereotypical asian perception. He is born with a silver spoon up him mouth and yet fails to appreciate his parents’ hardwork and efforts to sustain his lavish lifestyle. When you see a Noah, turn the other way and run because he will ruin your life with the snap of his fingers. When provoked, he will morph into a spastic creature that will attack you.
Jason: “ I bro nice to meet you, what’s your name?”
Noah: “ what the fuck... i didn’t even ask you! go fetch me some sparkling water before i beat the fuck outta you and rape your sister.”
Noah: “ what the fuck... i didn’t even ask you! go fetch me some sparkling water before i beat the fuck outta you and rape your sister.”
by cole:) May 25, 2020
Get the Noahmug.