crack jacking

Verb. The act of thrusting a penis betwixt two clenched butt cheeks in lieu of traditional vaginal or anal intercourse until climax.

"My wife had a c section so we can't fuck for 6 weeks. Hopefully, she'll let me do some crack jacking."

by Kickernoc September 07, 2014

Dirty Jack

Playing jerking off on a cracker with Adam Sandler and Steve Buscemi but you lose on purpose.

“Hey man what where you doing last night I saw u where hanging out with Adam Sandler and Steve Buscemi”
“I was just doing a dirty Jack”

by Big J-man August 28, 2021

emo jacking

Cutting your self while simultaneously jacking yourself off

Bro what are those cuts on your arm
I was emo jacking last night

by P@nduh November 18, 2016

jack shower

When you jerk off in the shower

I think he's taking a jack shower he's been in there for a while

by #4Choclvr September 16, 2017

Jack Hancock

The most bulbous and succulent man on the planet

dude: im the most bulbous and succulent guy to exist!
dude2: no Jack Hancock is!

by ChickPro21 December 11, 2022

thought jacked

When someone says what you were thinking or about to say, before you can say it.

Jessica totally "thought jacked" me while we were making fun of Sandy.

by Clean & LA April 28, 2008

Jack Marsh

A Jack Marsh is somebody that trembles in the sight of a father figure due to a dodgy past. A Jack Marsh for the most part will be an absolute bellend and be often subject to playing the victim card. His family name goes down generations in the fens due to 90% of the town chatteris being somehow related. A Jack Marsh is a boy of few words but when spoke to you are guaranteed major autism.

John: where's Jack Marsh?
Bill: Kev's.

by FlynnyJoe October 29, 2019