Make-Kaitlyn-Think-You-Are-An-Asshole

A disorder common among llamas and red heads involving the acts of making Kaitlyn think you are and asshole.

Llama: "Dude why are you eating her cup?"
Devin: "I have that disorder Make-Kaitlyn-Think-You-Are-An-Asshole of course, don't you?"

by yupman2012 November 21, 2010

Opinions are like assholes everybody's got one

It mean that everybody has an opinion but it doesn't mean its right .

I'm not listening to ya'lls argument , Opinions are like assholes everybody's got one !

by dragonboy8586 June 30, 2020

you're talking like a man with a paper asshole

Some one who's storys are either blatantly full of shit or very flimsy at best.
Mark Whalberg bragging about taking down hi jackers

I would have taken those terrorists out
Mark, you're talking like a man with a paper asshole

by The real Rupert Pupkin January 19, 2017

About as useless as a hat full of busted assholes

A put down in australian slang: when someone cant do their job or play sport properly.

-you see ol' Bluey over there, yeah he's been working here for about 15 years but he's about as useless as a hat full of busted assholes.

by Anthony Kitching October 11, 2004

fuck me in the asshole and call me sally

A frustrated phrase only blurted out by the brave

*hits foot at corner of table "Fuck me in the asshole and call me sally"

by Longretrodude January 08, 2017

I will choke you with your own asshole!!!

A threatening statement that is so profoundly impossible that it will both amuse, confuse and terrify its recipient.

If you make that annoying noise again, "I will choke you with your own asshole!!!"

by asshole choker March 26, 2010

Go lick Jim’s asshole.

Originally, this was a dismissive nuclear reply to someone, suggesting that they leave you alone. Mainstream use has shortened the phrase from “Go lick Jim’s asshole; he likes that” to simply Go lick Jim’s asshole (GLJA) and expanded the meaning to include variations of non-compliance or disbelief - no way, dafuq, pound sand, kick rocks, GTFO, STFU, etc.

While arguing with my sister, I asked if she wanted BK. She told me to go lick Jim’s asshole.

Bro, I just won the Powerball.

Dude, go lick Jim’s asshole. You’re a fkn liar.

by The570Quinny January 12, 2021