j dunn

perpetual awesomness.. the hottest shit that old man never stomped out on the porch... the antichrists nightmare... the poon handler.. johnny fuckin dungeon

lisa: hey did you hear that new j dunn album just dropped?
sarah: hell yeah! he's so fuckin hot i wanna do him right now in his money pit!

by kevin x mccallister January 19, 2011

j-true

When you have sex with your girlfriend in the bathroom at walmart and bend her over, stick her head in the urinal, and flush right before ejaculation so that she clinches tight for the finish.

Hey baby, come up to work so we can have a quick j-true.

by SRJ08 December 21, 2008

Daniel J

He has enormous pp it is too large before you put it in she will say its very big and enormous pp.

Girl 1: I'm hanging out with Daniel J today and i can already feel his pp
Girl 2: OMG OMG OMG BRING ME WITH YOUs

by GODISSUPERGOOD December 11, 2019

J-Margolised

Getting decked, knocked over, jacked up, or lit up.

Word is best when someone gets decked by a bike!

Word is made famous by the bike that ran Justin over.

"S*** dude, that kid just got straight J-Margolised by that bike!"

"Yo, what was that Wide Receiver doing going across the middle? He got J-Margolised!"

by Tom Pete August 14, 2008

TriplePb&j

When You have a triple gangbang while covered in pb&j and eating pb&j

Damm me and my family had a TriplePb&j

by The king464554r August 10, 2021

J-Loud

1) a boisterous fart from large butted hottie (made famous by J-Lo)

I was startled when the woman on the escalator J-Louded into my face.

by LAF99 March 30, 2008

beer j

When you put your lips around your beer bottle and move it up and down to make it look like your giving a bj to your beer bottle

I gave my beer bottle a beer j today

by Dubiks February 10, 2019