On May 13th Guadalupe gets on her hands and knees for Joseph’s dick.
Lupita you know what day it is right?”
“Oh you talking about-
“Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day, now get down.”
by daelynfr May 09, 2024
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Deli Dick

A man of middle eastern descent that works inside of a deli or restaurant and conducts himself like a dick.
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chomp dick off

Person 1: hey there

Person 2: heyy *chomp dick off*
by Gaedicks69baeby May 22, 2019
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Mini Dick

A penis size of 4 inches or greater in length.
That guy had a mini dick becky, I'm such a bitch for pretending to cum.
by Jeff the mini dick guy June 08, 2019
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Chinese Dick Trap

When you get your dick stuck in another guys foreskin like a Chinese finger trap.
Bro I was pulling so hard and my dick was stuck in the Chinese dick trap. I had to push in to him to get it out.
by IwearRompers July 15, 2022
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Dick-Sucking Haircut

A haircut often seen on subs in gay porn. It looks like some BTS head-ass haircut. It's like a bowl cut, between ASIAN and EDGAR
"This haircut makes me look like I'm good at sucking DICK!!!" - Lorenzo, who has a dick-sucking haircut.
by Floofy.exe January 10, 2024
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Dick Butter Stick

A solid block of cum the size of a fairly large butter stick.
What kind of butter is this?”
“It’s my dick butter stick.”
by ChickenJoe#1 April 29, 2022
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