beluga whale dick

Beluga whale dick is phrase used in a rare and extremely satisfying situation. Something that is unexpected and almost unheard of previously.

Any president Trump rally is an absolute beluga whale dick!

by Dogdicker November 1, 2021

dickness protection

similar to dick rehab, dickness protection is when you have to avoid a toxic, walking red flag man. it's more of an extremity to dick rehab where that is mainly getting over said man and dickness protection is completely avoiding and ghosting said man for your own mental protection

bri: holy shit its so bad i dont even know how im going to talk to him again
aurora: just go into dickness protection

by charli minaj-nikci November 1, 2021

dickness protection

similar to dick rehab, dickness protection is when you have to avoid a toxic, walking red flag man. it's more of an extremity to dick rehab where that is mainly getting over said man and dickness protection is completely avoiding and ghosting said man for your own mental protection

bri: holy shit its so bad i dont even know how im going to talk to him again
aurora: just go into dickness protection

by charli minaj-nikci November 1, 2021

No Dick December

No Dick December is when all the ladies across the world should not ask for dick for the whole of December until the 1st of January

Baby its No Dick December so it means you should not ask me for Dick

by anonymous November 1, 2021

Dick

Long thing used in pornography something I did last night with ur women

My Dick Is Longer Than Urs. No Ask Your Women

by Hshshshsnsis November 2, 2021

Big dick

Leo

Girl:that leo has a big dick

by Theyadoreee.nyc November 2, 2021

dick picking

Dick picking is the action of playing guitar (picking) with your penis. It can also be referred to as “dong picking” and is not to be confused with dick pics.

hey bro did you go to maroon 69’s last concert?

yeah man i did the dick picking was insane

by paremi02 November 2, 2021