small dick

A small ass dick thats more tiny then an ant

Look at that small dick

by Lloljw December 4, 2018

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Grinch dick

Overly ripe bananas. A week or two before being edible

Wow, why did you buy grinch dicks? We can’t eat those

by Khailaty December 4, 2018

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Long Esophagus For Dick

Guys would say “she got a big lefd”. Clearly saying he/she had oral sex

“Damn she got a lefd!” Long esophagus for dick!!!!

by fuckshitbitch December 5, 2018

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Mud dick

When a female(or male) is sucking a dick with a fat hog of a dip in their mouth. Thus creating a “mud dick”

Hey bro I heard u got mud dick from ur girl

by Muddy buddy December 7, 2018

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A man private part that has red line on head penis, spew red sauce and smell like cheese and laxitive, similar to dirty dick or stinky spunk

Shane - Hi Jenny you wanna fuck

Jenny - Hell no you have Dean Dick

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Oh shit, mommaaa i have a red line on my fuckin dick
Mom - Honey you have Dean Dick, i told you stop fuckin them old bitches

by Keivon Moesley December 7, 2018

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