bend my penis in my butt

Super hard to do, if you are able to do this you are a god.
Ps; If you can do this call me ;)
204-642-0284

(Note); This isn't a phone number so please do take this down urban dictionary

Mike; Hey Joe!
Joe; Ye?
Mike; I can bend my penis in my butt
Joe; Huuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Mike; Ya, its like I'm getting fucked by my self
Joe; ...
Mike; You like :)
Joe; Get away from me

by CumSlayer March 14, 2022

play w my spongebob

play w my dingaling. (LOL!)

somebody play w my spongebob!!

by maaaaaax June 8, 2024

my dude

Whenever you see him, be ready to hear “it is Tuesday my dudes!”

Whenever you see him, be ready to hear “it is Tuesday my dudes!”

by Hash harto November 22, 2021

big fat lump under my bed

a man that stalk little children's bedrooms when they are asleep

"honey there's a man standing in the all way" he said "oh no that's just our big fat lump under my bed watching the kids" she said

by loooooooooo00ooooo January 27, 2021

Powerwash My Deck

I want you to suck my dick.

Him: Powerwash my deck with your mouth
Her: *gug gug gug*

by Powerwashing April 15, 2019

fo shizzle my nizzo

for sure/absolutly/yes

"yo iz we gonna hit up the club tonight?"
"fo shizzle my nizzo"

by tec September 8, 2003

my home

my home is a way to describe choi soobin!! love him lots <3

who is your home ?

well my home is choi soobin from tomorrow by together because he makes me feel comfortable!!!

by soobinslover June 20, 2023