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`~`Luciferian's Prayer: "'Richard, Timothy, And Gunther'"<Dick, Tim, And Run And Gunners>`~`
`~`Luciferian's Prayer: "'Richard, Timothy, And Gunther'"<Dick, Tim, And Run And Gunners>`~`
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
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urban dick-less

a state of such profound boredom because there are no males around to fondle/no females in the vicinity to remind a male he does in fact still have a working package. the bored person then spends the majority of the day reading urban dictionary definitions and laughing in a rocking fashion to themselves. and perhaps also scaring off their cat/cobra/rock
"I wore my pink socks yesterday to sleep and felt like a princess!"~ normal person with a social life in everyday conversation.

*hysterical laughter* ~person formerly in a state of such profound boredom...

"Ha.. what?"

"You said 'pink sock'! you know..."

"no..."

"oh... man, i clearly have been urban dick-less for too long."
by Roscoe Chanciepants October 23, 2011
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Dick munch

A person who is really stupid or is a thot
Someone who bites on a males penis when giving a blow job
Guy "she was a real dick munch last night"
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Girl " She's a fucking dick munch"
by Dick munch ben November 25, 2018
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dick sickness

We fucked so hard, I woke up with dick sickness.
by Kinkykatie069 November 15, 2018
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Big dick Jay

by cloudlol June 12, 2021
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dick slinger

anyone who starts swinging their penar around like a lasso
hey man! did you see the local dick slinger the other day? he caught all the baduzz (bad guy huzz) with that one.
Yeah, that was badass dude
by tuffboy2381 February 4, 2025
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Dick fuck

Shoving something up the urethra in a sexual way.

(Note)
Can also be used as an adjective to describe mostly a personality
Would you like to dick fuck me?
Wow that guy is such a dick fuck
by kikkpikk420 November 12, 2018
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