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Bleed wood

The act of unskilled chess players blundering by losing pieces quickly.
If you lack solid strategic and tactical understandings
you will bleed wood at the next tournament.
by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? December 20, 2023
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Wood 🪵 Land

We’ve all seen horny users on the internet say “would” to a females picture . Ive combined landing a woman, woodland & wood (would & slong wood) together. Typed “Wood 🪵 Land” “ I wood 🪵 land that” ***** The wood emoji must always be used.
(Attractive female posts picture) “Wood 🪵 Land” “I wood 🪵 land that”
by Gedi @gorilla8012 December 20, 2023
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heads down woods up

A game typically played when atleast 3 or more people engages in a sexually motivated game where two or more “gropers” are released into a pitch black room filled with many men (penis is required to participate) with their wood pointing to the ceiling (being erect isn’t required but greatly encouraged). The gropers must then go round and grab one or more players penis and give a slight tug. Once this task has been successfully completed gropers must regroup at the door of the room and switch on the light, then the gropees must try correctly guess their groper and if they do will be rewarded with taking their place as a groper.
Wanna play a cheeky game of heads down woods up”
by Dufffyy December 27, 2023
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you ok reatard? i am wood. stupid.

duwang translation of jojo's bizarre adventure: diamond is unbreakable. hazamada punched his stand, surface, which is made out of wood.
hazamada: *punches surface* "damn it hurts!"

surface: you OK reatard? i am wood. stupid.
by kitpysaysfuckyou January 2, 2024
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Good wood

He gave them/they/she good wood
Something hard and stiff Something long like pinochoccos nose
by Acoustic legand 2 January 5, 2024
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wood walker

A woman who gives a man an erection/ wood,

And then Walks away!
Wood Walker . A

person that gets a man aroused/ wood .Then Walks away!
A cock tease.
by Gridn308 January 5, 2024
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Wood slut

A slut for wood, loves wood paddle spankings and shlopping all over that rich wood. Especially loves some wood smut.
How much wood could a wood slut slut if a wood slut could slut wood

Dirty little wood slut

Andrew was such a slut for wood. He's a wood slut
by Aaron McKipps January 16, 2024
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