oli wood

fucking legend watch out for them

oh that oli wood kid shes mad

by 123mermaid August 13, 2017

Will Wood

Will Wood, a.k.a. Will Wood and the Tapeworms, Dr. Sunshine, wee woo etc. is a brain tumor. He may take the form of a white rat. When exposed to a living human form, he will enter through their ears and crawl into their brain, tickling it from the inside, making the human feel intense emotions and uncontrollably dance. They tend to get addicted to Will Wood, causing them to listen to his music all the time to encourage the tumor to activate. Queer and neurodivergent people are typically more prone to get addicted to Will Wood. There are no harmful side effects, except bursting into song whenever anything slightly related to will wood is mentioned.

Typical behavior of a Will Wood addict:
Person: “I read this book about quantum physics—”
Will Wood addict: “QUANTUM PHYSICS?? WILL WOOD REFERENCE????? I AM QUANTUM PHYSICS MY WITNESS BRINGS ME TO EXISTENCE I WISH I COULD BE A GIRL IN THAT WAY YOU WISH I COULD BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND BOYFRIEND

by virgil the rat bownownownow May 31, 2024

Y'all go to the woods

When he be eaten the bitch out and he looks up and says "y'all go to the woods?"

Y'all go to the woods?

by Mlkjr333 December 17, 2020

lexi wood

a girl with a mono brow and an ugly face. big tits and small ass. also has a very hot mum

person 1: who’s that ugly face girl with the big knockers?
person 2: probably lexi wood

by XXBUBBAGONRUNYAOVER69XD July 23, 2022

wood

fricking wood you find on trees

dude i just cut some wood

by IM BANJO October 7, 2019

Wood chipper

A person who consumes the sexual energy of men and leave s th a shambled, emotional wreck on the floor, not unlike a scattered pile of wood chips on the floor. see: Fargo.

Synonyms: man eater,

Usage: Kelly really fucked him up good. Just like they did to Mark and Tony. What a wood chipper.

by Deepderper August 14, 2017

Granville T. Woods

Granville T. Woods, born to free African Americans, held various engineering and industrial jobs before establishing a company to develop electrical apparatus. Known as "Black Edison," he registered nearly 60 patents in his lifetime, including a telephone transmitter, a trolley wheel and the multiplex telegraph (over which he defeated a lawsuit by Thomas Edison).

Granville T. Woods was known as the "Black Edison"

by Bearonboat November 27, 2021