The act of person A sitting on person B's lap, while person B sits on toilet and both proceed to simultaneously shit.
Guy: Dude, Mark and Jacob are getting too close, I caught them doing the Two-Lap Tower last night.
Guy 2: Fuck man, that is weird.
Guy 2: Fuck man, that is weird.
by vortexwolf13 October 12, 2015
by Ladygagreflex December 19, 2013
Two sticks in a fire is a gay sexual term best described as the penis rubbing against another male's penis until further long ejaculation.
Guy 1: I had a good time last night
Guy 2: Oh really? What happened?
Guy 1: we rubbed our penises together
Guy 2: Did you ejaculate right?
Guy 1: it was the best sensation of my entire life
Guy 2: More like Two Sticks in a fire that night you had together
Guy 2: Oh really? What happened?
Guy 1: we rubbed our penises together
Guy 2: Did you ejaculate right?
Guy 1: it was the best sensation of my entire life
Guy 2: More like Two Sticks in a fire that night you had together
by Yugo Yagami May 10, 2020
by magicman123gone September 24, 2009
The Tuscan Two Time is a sexual act that is commonly performed in the country of Italy, where it originated. You can perform this act by cumming in a girls mouth and having her spit your semen into a spoon. From there you put the spoon of cum into her asshole and lick it out and spit it into a chips ahoy cookie tray to give to the nearest Half Sender
by Hank the tank3890 September 01, 2022
When a person decides to fully committed to a night out and needs two days to recover instead of one.
by BrokenDragon December 23, 2015
When you date two different girls that are friends, and both of them just now found out that you also date their friend.
Please dont till anyone at work that im banging Emily at sales departement. Specially not mention it to Hanna at engineering. Im trying to avoid a two front war
by ISbit February 18, 2017