Trigger Fingers

When somebody is mad about something and takes their anger out online instead of actually doing something proactive to fix it

"Instead of having trigger fingers, why don't you actually try to fix it"

by Gracvy March 30, 2022

octopus fingers

The inability to type correctly because of intoxication.

The way your fingers act when trying to type while intoxicated.

srry i cnat type ritght i got ocotpus fingres

(Sorry, I can't type right. I got octopus fingers.)

by katileka March 02, 2011

Foreskin fingers

When a man doesn't wash his hands after pissing

Man:"need any help cooking?"
Woman:"not with your foreskin fingers I don't!"

by Smallad_flingers July 26, 2023

Finger Ferret

Magical pets that wiggle and jump, and do tricks over your hands and in and out of cups

The Finger Ferret was my date to the prom - I'm such a loser.

The pedophile lured in little children with his Finger Ferret.

by Mr. Happysad February 08, 2013

twiddle fingers

A person who fingers many hoes

That guy fingered so many girls, he’s such a twiddle fingers

by Haribo218 December 12, 2019

finger swimming

A female masturbation where she uses her fingers.

She was finger swimming in front of a mirror.

by kisska September 18, 2012

teddy finger

The process in which you stimulate a female's clitorius with your whole hand.

John Johnson gave that bitch the teddy finger

by tim dunkins February 17, 2014