wood stroker

A person who doesn't have a clue about building materials or how to work with them. Often times will gaze at natural defects in a piece of timber trying to outsmart a knot or wayne. May also get so excited about a certain species of timber that they may lick, or possibly sniff the piece of lumber.
Did you see the wood stroker in aisle five? He has been looking for a single piece of cedar for 20 minutes! I think he was even sniffing it.
by Upstate Dude June 18, 2020
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c-wood local

the most annoying, corny, most blood boiling little kids you can imagine with some skateboards at carrollwood village park, also c-wood local can also be considered an insult.
oh i heard he’s a c-wood local, i know he dick rides yeat
by cwood hater 69 June 01, 2022
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jude benbow wood

Jude Benbow Wood is the most attractive person to ever walk the Earth. He has perfect eyes, both looking in the exact same direction. His smile will make anyone cream.
I will have sex with jude benbow wood on the spot.
by hotjude February 15, 2022
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Wood Bruise

The soreness following up a good fuck.
Girl 1:Man my boyfriend fucked me so hard last night.
Girl 2: Are you wood bruised?
by GairBear March 01, 2013
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ben woods

Full time dwarf generally under 5ft and is crusty
by Jason Fay 1992 November 22, 2019
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Winter wood

Yeh superhuman ability to get an erection while standing in cold weather.
Dude, it was 5 degrees but that chick was so hot I got winter wood.
by Wood wood pecker the second February 05, 2024
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Tiger Woods moment

A moment when Tiger Woods (American Professional golfer) is destroying everyone in the field. As soon as he hits the ball everyone single fan goes nuts and they go even more nuts when he puts it in the hole every time. And the celebration is iconic. He tiptoes back slowly when he knows its going to go in, he raises his right arm back and when it goes in he "fist pumps" as shown in the gif. Also, another key feature is the fish lips yelling "LET'S GOOOOO!" or whatever he yells.
Remember that fist pump and the fish lips? When everyone in the galleries went nuts as soon as he hit the ball in the hole? Now THAT was a Tiger Woods moment!
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