taco-block

v. when you order/make tacos, but end up not being able to enjoy them due to a friend eating what you ordered, wrong ordering, or over-intoxication. comparable to the let down felt when one has been "cock-blocked"
person a: where's my taco, dude?
person b: "crap, i think i just ate it!"
person a: "dude, you fucking just taco-blocked me!"

person 1: "Dude we got you taco bell on our way here"
person 2: "Did you remember to order it with no fiesta?"
person 1: "Oh crap, I forgot"
person 2: "Dude, you totally taco-blocked me!"

person a: "ooh! order me a 5$ box!"
person b: "okay dude"
person a: (passes out, too drunk to eat)
person b: "you passed out, i ate your tacos"
person a: "dammit! I just got completely taco blocked!"
by MelyssaJazz July 17, 2011
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Taco Bell

1.A Great Place for E-coli if u live on Long Island in New York.
2.Where Illegal Immagrants work especially on the drive through when u can't understand a fucking word there saying.
1."oh great E-coli break out at Taco Bell. damn Mexicans."
2.ME:"can i have the taco supreame?"
Mexican:"(Spanish accent. cant understand)
Me: Speak English u illerate.
by Giovanni Zeppelin. June 10, 2007
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Chronic Taco

The chronic taco is a step by step sex procedure. The male begins by rolling a joint and placing it unlit into the girl's vagina. The male then lights the joint and lets it burn for approximately five minutes. The joint is then removed and smoked by both the participants. The joint is then put back in the vagina for an additional five minutes the opposite way as to inflate the vagina with smoke. It is then removed and the male eats out the girl, getting quite high, as she enjoys what remains of the joint.
1) Dude, me and my girl had a chronic taco last night!
by The 4 other guys August 07, 2010
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street taco

A term coined while watching Top Chef with friends, a street taco refers to any sort of slut or hoe that you might find wandering around your neighborhood, school or workplace and/or the anatomy of said slut or hoe.
When she came walking towards my car, I rolled down the window and said, "I don't want any of that street taco."
by NelliChaos March 28, 2008
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Taco Eater

A person who eats a taco. Male or Female can both be eaters of the Taco.
Taco's nicknamed changed to Taco Eater when someone's mom implied what Taco meant.
by Taco eater June 10, 2005
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twilight taco

"hey i sure could go for a twilight taco about now?"
"fuggin gross."
by blackbeautyslashcutie March 28, 2007
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taco vendor

a dirty mexican/lebanese terrorist who is an illegal immigrant who is married to one or more men with abnormally small penii and sell tacos on the street for sex with transvestites
That Jeremy over there is such a taco vendor!
by tmoney 13rotha May 03, 2009
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