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Clothing porn

The act of logging onto a designer/brand website and filling your shopping basket with every item of clothing you see that you like just to see how much money it would cost if money was no object. Similar in respects to food porn in that it just involves looking at different clothes and drooling because your wardrobe is disgustingly empty.
A student looks at clothing porn because he has no clean clothes to wear in real life.
by thesoundofbitchesfighting August 30, 2011
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balloon porn

Porn in which a person rubs balloons, grinds on balloons and stimulates themselves sexually on balloons to the point of popping the balloons while grinding on them.
There is an episode of Bobs Burgers where it is revealed Linda's father is into balloon porn and would like Linda's mother to play sexually with balloons in front of him, but she refuses to at first because she doesn't care for startling noises.
by SheThaRealG October 29, 2015
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oral porn

watching two people have a long, rational talk about sexual intercourse
whenever i watch oral porn, my tongue gets an erection
by a babies goad May 7, 2017
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Fear porn

Content that is often conspiratorial and about the end of the world in some way. Highly addictive for its paranoia and disassociating side affects.
Joe's into flatearth fear porn even though he knows it's retarded.
by kunumbo September 22, 2017
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porn jam

When you and one or more people get together, get high on your drug of choice (weed is most suitable, you dont want things getting out of hand), and watch copious amounts of pornographic videos on computers (one computer per person).

Usually a porn jam will take place late at night so the participants may use volume when watching the pornographic videos without worrying that people will hear them.

Some great discussions on woman preference, porn preference, etc. will result of a porn jam thus increasing your friendship with your fellow participants.

Note: It has to be you and at least one other person, and there has to be at least one computer per person in order for it to be considered an official porn jam.
C-ball: Yo N-dizzle wanna get high and watch porn?
N-dizzle: Hell yeah dude lets have a porn jam!
C-ball: Yeah man just dont forget to bring your laptop we cant both just watch it on my computer.
N-dizzle: I know the rules foo I wont forget the laptop.
C-ball: Aight man porn jam tonight, at my place.
by C-Baaaaaawl!! May 30, 2009
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porn horn

joyous sound made after unexpectedly coming across a pornographic site.
He porn horned after coming across www.bigtitties.com
by Wayde Munn July 27, 2003
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Porn chick

A woman that is into porn music and wears porn clothes ect. they give the best blow jobs in the world.
by Deep blue 2012 October 15, 2009
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