Hand Simulator

God, I fucking hate this piece of shit game. Streamers and youtubers play it so they can get incredibly angry in front of their audience, which of course gets them tons of views. The entire game controls like Superman 64 and fills anyone who plays it with pure, unhindered rage. The developers of this "game" belong in the pits of hell along with the worst people Earth has ever seen

"Have you ever played Hand Simulator?"
"Yeah, and I fucking hated it. And I hate you for bringing it up."

by Generic Asshole no. 5402 August 3, 2020

Hand Tool

A person who is a tool but is generally a substandard one. Similar to the concept of a gump.

That guy is such a hand tool.

by Naked Penguin March 30, 2010

hand cheeks

two hands placed together in the position to make a hand fart, with the fleshy parts below the pinkies forming a nice, parted set of cheeks through which to squeeze artificial farts.

"Dude, what was that noise, did you just fart?" "No, man, that was my hand cheeks"

by Johnny Clemz December 9, 2008

Random Hand

A Random Hand is a hand caught in a photo:

1. that doesn't appeared to be attached to an arm

2. that is doing something unspeakable

Joe "Dude, great party last night"

Liam "Yeah, did you see the random hand photo?"

Joe "Yep, she'll regret that later"

by GianniMarchisioUnoDueTre December 18, 2011

Hand Dimples

The small creases on the joints of your fingers when your hand is outstretched.

The woman was old and had many hand dimples on her fingers.

by OoGoldbeltoO June 26, 2016

Pringle Hand

The state your hand is in after consuming a whole can of Pringles. Usually consists of red, swollen fingers.

In some severe cases, the their may broken bones involved.

Aelm: "Yo man, wanna go play some basketball?"

Zir: "Nah man, I have a bad case of Pringle Hand."

Aelm: "Aww, I feel your pain bro."

by Freebie Link November 24, 2010

Triangle Hands

Triangle hands: An upside-down triangle hand gesture that one makes either when things are ridiculous, awkward, or for no reason whatsoever. The triangle hand is made when a person brings their fingers together so they touch, and then points their hand down, therefore creating what looks like an upside-down triangle. It is important to note here that when a person makes two triangle hands and rotates them while emitting a strange noise from their throat, they are trying to signal the extreme awkwardness of a situation.

Person 1: It's awkward, cause she doesn't even know the other girl isn't into her.
Person 2: And she's still trying to get with her?
Person 1: Oh yeah. She's real thirsty.
Person 2: Well, that's awkward. Definitely a triangle hands moment. *triangle hands*

by trianglehandsqueen June 27, 2013