brass donkey punch

The brass donkey punch is very similar to the original donkey punch. For you will be doing your girl doggy style and as you are about to climax you will punch her in the back of the head in order to make your vaginal wall muscles tighten to better your orgasm, but with the brass donkey punch you have brass knuckles on which even betters the punching effect and tightens the vaginal walls more.

I gave my girl the brass donkey punch last night and was it good, too bad she has a concussion.

by Tsquare May 1, 2005

Donkey bitch chris

being or acting like a retard and or being lazy with oversized teeth

Guy 1. Hey did you know that Bob is a donkey bitch chris.
Guy 2. What does that mean?
Guy 1. It means he is a retard And that we have no realy good reaon to hang out with him.

by Donkey Bitch Chris November 29, 2009

Feed the donkey (v.)

To masturbate (derived from the wrist motion of throwing seed in a trough)
see: Feed the ducks

I haven't anything to do Saturday night. I think I'll just sit home and feed the donkey.

by The Char November 25, 2003

donkey ball scales

When a male or female cum on the males genitals and is left for more than two days without being cleaned looks like scales.

On Tuesday Tim said to jim look at my dank donkey ball scales man I've had them since Saturday.

by Sir banter of banter-ville May 21, 2016

donkey dick steve

The cutest of all long dick types. Smells of great mahogany and money. Has very good ninja skills and a bad ass in all ground game technical grappling aspects. Me have a temper but also has a heart of gold. You want to be him if you're a man. All females need him in their life.

Donkey dick Steve is perfect.

by Triton King Dick May 27, 2017

Donkey Breath Dick

When a girl who just ate a really smelly meal (anything with garlic or onions, etc.) gives someone a blowjob and her breath smells so bad that the man's dick smells like the girl's breath afterwords. Other names for this condition are "Poop Penis Syndrome" or "Clam Gut Cock." The man will then not get any girls near his dick because it will smell like a stinky pussy. It is recommended that in order to avoid this disease, you wash your dick immediately after any blowjob, no matter who the girl was. She could be a carrier of DBD

"I would give him a hand job, but he has Donkey Breath Dick."

by Keenan17 February 13, 2014

You silly donkey

A phrase often used in anger that has connotations regarding ones appearance or their lack of comprehension to a set task.

This quote is made famous by a popular chef who goes by the name ‘Gordon Ramsay’ who often berates cooks using such language.

Oy you! Come here you silly donkey! Who told you to cook these scallops hey?

by GordonRamsay4PM March 12, 2020