Canadian Chong

An asian that canadian asians use.

"That guy was speaking Canadian Chong"

by RibbyDs June 26, 2023

Canadian Mitchel

instead of putting maple syrup on pancakes a white man called Mitchel ejaculates on them instead.

ill have 1 Canadian Mitchel please

by funnyman1112 March 10, 2022

canadian aspirin

When ya boi square face gets a cut and he asks for that dank percocet but all u got is a band-aid and belly button lint.

Square) Ay yo fam u got that percocet?
Me) Nah just a canadian Aspirin

by Its ya boi 13 June 12, 2017

Canadian toothbrush

Girl brushes her teeth with your dick and then flosses with your pubic hair‘s

I got cubes stuck in my teeth after I gave him a Canadian toothbrush

by Javon quirky April 09, 2019

canadian mounted police

In Montreal, a jailhouse orgy in which men with names like Jacques, Claude, or Pierre handcuff an unwitting American and donkey punch him repeatedly.

Poor Scott, misunderstood the québécois and wound up on the bottom of the Canadian mounted police.

by KimmyGold September 25, 2015

Canadian Hot Sauce

Refers to the blood that pours out of your rectum from anal sex when the penis bursts open ass polyps.

Bro: I can't believe my girlfriend didn't tell me she had polyps in her ass before I fucked her! I got blood everywhere!

Friend: Should have grabbed some chicken wings to go with that Canadian Hot Sauce.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 26, 2017

Canadian Sunday

When you relieve yourself of all fluids including semen, urine, and fecal matter all at once in the toilet bowl.

Coined by Pat McAfee

Jim left a Canadian Sunday in the toilet last night and forgot, the next morning he was shocked by what he saw.

See Josh McDaniels Turned Plane Around On Colts Job After Jim Irsay Spent Too Much Time In His Bathroom? on youtube t=3:40

by ak4992 January 20, 2023