(Noun) The hardened globules of fecal matter that cling to anal hair with the strength of epoxy resin after one has failed to wipe adequately following defecation.
Sometimes used as an expression of annoyance and/or frustration
Sometimes used as an expression of annoyance and/or frustration
I was about to give this gorgeous boi a good rimming, but put my tongue away when I saw butt peanuts
I forgot to turn off the kettle. Butt peanuts!
I forgot to turn off the kettle. Butt peanuts!
by vanderspoor August 3, 2011
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Get the butt-foot mug.A Butt Surge done right is when you get a car battery and connect it to electrical wires and next you attach clamps to the end of them. Then you attach the clamps to your anal cavity. If it is promperly connected you should get enery charges inside your asshole.
by pussy cruncher September 8, 2011
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by Stanley W.L. Chounard July 12, 2004
Get the butt-swab mug.noun. Used to describe an unknown person who is in the process of f'in up. Often refers to miss behaving kids. See also butt pipe tard.
Re: kids misbehaving in a store while the parents do nothing.
"That tard better get them butt spirals under control."
"That tard better get them butt spirals under control."
by MikeGV May 13, 2005
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by BigBombingBoober December 21, 2003
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