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Taking a Mike Ambrose

The act of luring a small boy into a closet and then tricking him into fondling your balls. Usually done around early ages.
Dude, I was taking a Mike Ambrose the other night. My balls feel GREAT.
by Syrinx Pichu January 11, 2010
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taking laxatives

"Taking laxatives" is a euphemism for experimenting with illicit drugs. You see, as a child grows up, their parents expect them to encounter some really dangerous things - like cigarettes, alcohol etc. Therefore, there has to be a convenient way of mentioning
In australia, after exams party commonly involve binge drinking. when asked what's on the agenda for schoolies, a child responds that they'll be taking laxatives. Laxatives, after all are pretty daring.
2 kids farewelling their parents for a week at schoolies full of "taking laxatives".
sezza: oi mate did you bring the laxatives (vb and coke)
girl2: yeah, we're gonna get so fried
sezza: i know, i love laxative's effects. it feels fantastic
girl2: bitch it's the best feeling ever. i love feeling the need to shit.
parents: you girls have fun. don't take too many laxatives!
by Laxative trafficker April 4, 2011
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Taking Over the N Word

When you're playing a MOBA and your team is way ahead.
"As an intellectual, I can say with full confidence that Lucio, the discerning hero, is the sole reason that we're taking over the n word.
by YosephLikesBiThings January 16, 2018
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Taking the knee

I'm not watching the footie again until the morons stop "taking the knee"
by Old Phardt December 30, 2021
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quick talkin

starting AND ending a conversation with a loser ,
in which you speak for them and then yourself.
And then peace them casually..
(quick talkin)

doug: aye B!

evan: Sup? Nothin, you? Nothin, alright... Peace
by ejajima May 11, 2008
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His Biden’s taking a Trump

Another term for taking a shit, or literally; “your ass is taking a shit”. Makes sense because ‘Trump’ and ‘Biden’ are proper definitions for ‘Shit’ and ‘Ass’.
Gerald: Hey where’s Richard?

Marcus: Oh his Biden’s taking a Trump he’ll be right out.

Gerald: Oh ok.
by Some other random guy November 30, 2020
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Taking a joke about a girl

When one takes a joke about a girl and doesn't threaten to cut their balls off.
"I'm gonna cut your balls off if you say that again"
by bubba October 31, 2003
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