Take the piece of pizza

To chill out/calm down

Jon: Damn IRS sending me a fucking audit!

Bill: Duuuude, just take the piece of pizza dude

Jon: Stfu

by Mocoholi November 09, 2010

take someone to the country

To have rough anal sex with another human

did you take someone to the country last night?

by niftyprism January 25, 2017

take the starch out of

To reduce someone's ego or conceit, to deflate someone

The latest scandal finally took the starch out of him. (example of take the starch out of)

by The Return of Light Joker January 02, 2012

taking it up the pooper

Taking a man's penis in one's rectum

Tom: Did you hear that Evan was taking it up the pooper?
Bob: Holy Sh----! I knew he would come out of the closet eventually!

by the johnster November 12, 2013

Jesus take the wheel

A sort of cuss phrase that stems from the song of the same name sung by Carrie Underwood.

Dude! Jimmy just took my cheese sticks! Jesus take the wheel! I hate that kid!

by David "Can Do" Kennedy July 11, 2006

take him out

The act of Roasting, Jonin', or insulting someone (usually in front of a group of people) until they can't say anything back

"oo wee im about to take him out with them nasty ass walmart jeans on"

by fye boy November 22, 2009

taking out the trash

slang for masturbating

person 1: "Are you ready yet?"
person 2: "Hold on im taking out the trash."
person 1: "Awww dude thats gross."

by The Original BA blackbelt April 25, 2010