Bronitsky Syndrome

When you are playing Guitar Hero and some part of your body, particularly your head, itches.
I got Bronitsky Syndrome in the middle of Jordan and failed.
by Jaquiese Johnson December 6, 2007
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Daining Syndrome

Term used to describe someone with chronic masturbation habbits. Seveteen times in one day.
Damn negro u got a mad case of daining syndrome.
by JD November 24, 2004
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aspergers syndrome

Reading many of the definitions on here,there seems to be a lot of confusion about the condition.
A mental disorder affects your day to day abilities,thoughts,feelings,perception and basically everything.If someone is diagnosed with aspergers just because they are a bit eccentric,but can function exactly the same as anyone else,then maybe they shouldn't be classed as having a real disorder.I can tell you,i've met LOADS with aspergers that have no difficulties with mixing,understanding or anything.In fact maybe they just have insomnia or are hyper or like starwars!
Out of the 15 i met,only 1 was genuinely handicapped and the other 1 had intellectual issues,so basically,they were only 2 that had limitations.The rest just didn't like the tags on their clothing or something that didn't affect their life,yet me,who has severe anxiety,limitations,learning difficulties,day to day functioning issues e.g. shopping,catching the bus,cooking,speaking to people i don't know,everything like that really badly!-got left,yet all the ones who just were funny about clothing got 100 times more support than i did,so either aspergers is too minor for me to have with my scrambled brain (believe it or not,i have noticeable limitations to what i can do.I mean,i can do about as much as a 7 year old and i'm 16!) or aspergers is diagnosed to just anybody with a weird quirk?
aspergers syndrome is real,but bear in mind,a mental disorder disables you!
by catonia January 17, 2009
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Snowmageddon Syndrome

The diagnosis of boredom and insanity due to the large amount of snow. This occurs when there happens to be so much snow that you are not able to go anywhere nor see anyone.
Person 1: Hey have you talked to Tom lately?
Person 2: No, I've heard he has snowmageddon syndrome, he sits on his couch watching cat videos on his computer all day.
Person 1: How sad.
by JamesIsfoshow February 10, 2010
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couple syndrome

The condition that new couples often exhibit in relation to friendships. This often includes canceling plans, ditching early, not drinking, etc. Often, it gets blamed on the new person, though the friend is usually equally at fault for giving in and ditching fun plans with friends.
"Hey, is Jason coming out tonight?" .... "nah, he just texted, he's got couple syndrome, he and Sarah are staying in again"
by sassalot December 31, 2012
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Java syndrome

Using a single programming language to solve every problem solely because it’s what an organization has always used, and no one will every be fired for using it.
Why are you using PHP to process your analytics?

Java Syndrome!
by tacoraj June 16, 2016
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Sunday Syndrome

When you can't stand Sunday no matter what you do it just depresses or bores the hell out of you.
you don't like the shops being closed completely or open for shorter times and believe everyone should go to work just like any other day!

Why should non-religious folk be forced into "the day of rest"?????
person 1; Whats up with you?
person 2; Its Sunday!!!
person 1; and?
person 2; Everything is shut, people go church and stuff, I just can't stand Sunday's, I guess I have some kind of syndrome, Sunday Syndrome!
by MacSeoin September 29, 2013
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