As a SHITEATER that is what happens when you are FUCKING BACTERIA SHIT and then a GOOD STOMACH FUCKING.
HA HA AH AH HUMAN ASSHOLE ASSHOLE PEDOPHILE we have it all on VIDEO and it went VIRAL
HA HA AH AH HUMAN ASSHOLE ASSHOLE PEDOPHILE we have it all on VIDEO and it went VIRAL
LOTS OF SURPRISES such as DIARRHEA , SUPER CONSTIPATIION , NAUSEA, VOMITTING, SWALLOWING PUKE, MIXING PUKE AND SHIT AND PISSING AND SHITTING SAME TIME when a SHITEATER gets a good STOMACH FUCKING from FUCKING BACTERIA SHIT intensely.
The PEDOPHILE is in for LOTS OF SURPRISES.
The PEDOPHILE is in for LOTS OF SURPRISES.
by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 17, 2021
Get the LOTS OF SURPRISESmug. Dani: *Puts shorts on and reaches in pocket to find a dollar*
Jawsh: You lucky bastard, you just got a retarded surprise.
Jawsh: You lucky bastard, you just got a retarded surprise.
by J a w s h October 29, 2010
Get the Retarded Surprisemug. Surprise balogna is when you carve a hole into balogna and fill it with C-4 and plug it to look innocent and hand it to someone whom needs to be unalived.
A: Where's Karen? She said she would be here.
B: Oh that bitch? Yea I hit her with that surprise balogna the other day because sbe wouldn't shut up about her opinion on processed lunch meats.
A: Rip.
B: Oh that bitch? Yea I hit her with that surprise balogna the other day because sbe wouldn't shut up about her opinion on processed lunch meats.
A: Rip.
by JeezyWheezy June 21, 2022
Get the Surprise balognamug. The act of when a small group of people are hanging out, and one person let’s out a silent but deadly fart without letting anyone else in the group know it was them.
David: *farts silently*
Mason: “What in fuck is that smell?”
Jason: “Seriously I can not breathe, what in the hell is it?”
Kyle: “Someone let out a silent surprise. Who the fuck was it?”
David: “Yeah, who was it?”
Mason: “What in fuck is that smell?”
Jason: “Seriously I can not breathe, what in the hell is it?”
Kyle: “Someone let out a silent surprise. Who the fuck was it?”
David: “Yeah, who was it?”
by S-Renee June 5, 2020
Get the Silent surprisemug. A sentence used in any conversation that will make your friends stop talking and will do 1 of 2 things:
1. They will genuinely act surprised, like they don't know what the fuck happened
2. They will stop talking and will be weirded by the fact that you randomly just said that
1. They will genuinely act surprised, like they don't know what the fuck happened
2. They will stop talking and will be weirded by the fact that you randomly just said that
by SoggyWeetBix69420 March 16, 2021
Get the loud and potentially surprising sound effectmug. When you're banging your bitch and when she just about to climax you pull out and yell "I'M GOING TO PUT A CACTUS IN YOUR VAGINA" and then proceed to put a banana up there instead. The surprise is that there's no cactus, there's banana.
Guy: *pulls out, prepares for a Cactus Surprise* "I'M GOING TO PUT A CACTUS IN YOUR VAGINA"
Girl: *screams*
Guy: *puts banana in her instead*
Girl: *screams, but not from pain*
Girl: *screams*
Guy: *puts banana in her instead*
Girl: *screams, but not from pain*
by Rhukebab January 26, 2016
Get the Cactus Surprisemug. A shocking suprise.
When you and your girl are having sex and she puts on gloves en suddenly gets a ael out of a bucket and shoves it up your ass. The ael will then electrocute your anus. She now preformed the shocking surprise on you.
When you and your girl are having sex and she puts on gloves en suddenly gets a ael out of a bucket and shoves it up your ass. The ael will then electrocute your anus. She now preformed the shocking surprise on you.
Yo bro sit down. Sorry bro i can't my anus got electrocuted by my girlfriend while she was performing a shocking surprise
by Diepzeekroket November 30, 2019
Get the A shocking surprisemug.