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Public School

A place where kids learn to become assholes in the future. A place where teachers are tired and don’t give a shit about the students so they try to hide it by giving you a bad grade, calling you out, or making you do stupid activities and projects and presenting them. A place where standardized tests is the only thing that will make you go to the next grade level. A place where kids and teenagers are too afraid to stand up for themselves and what’s right because of pure pressure, anxiety, or being judged harshly by others. A place where being anti social and not participating makes you a “target". A place where bullying and doing drugs isn’t so bad but school shootings, fights, and kids murdering other kids is “BAD"; and they wonder why those things happen in the first place. Hears the deal, if your parents can’t afford to take you too a good private school or they just don’t give a fuck, don’t go too an actual school at all. There are plenty of opportunities to do homeschooling or attending an online schooling system, and trust me, dropping out isn’t the best option for some people. Don’t even think about going to college either, because it’s the same fucking way, except you actually have a choice.
by HackerHacker February 5, 2019
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high school

A place where your parents tell you it's the "happiest time in your life" and that when you leave everything will just suck more. This is wrong because when you leave school you get paid to be bored to death everyday, and you are can start living your life.
Parent: "the world sucks after high school"
Person who just finished school: "nope, I have money now"
by distilledfx January 11, 2008
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Normanhurst school

This school is cancer, 30k a year to suck on the headmasters foot wide chode. Also, the Computers run slower than the fat maths teacher, Mr christou.
Them: wow you go private school?
Me: yeah, normanhurst school, a shitbag school
by willywanker. November 2, 2020
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The Compton School

The worst school to ever exist

Person 1: "Yo what school do u go to?"

Person 2: "The Compton School g"

Person 1: "Unlucky that school fucking dead bro"

Person 2: "truss look at mr nielsons head that nonce"
"the compton school is so dead"
by Jewy_makeawash69ceilingz April 23, 2019
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Sandringham School

welcome to sandringham, currently ran by bald eagle who’s obsessed with tim peake & sugarcoats how great his school is, in reality sandringham is an absolute hell hole that chooses grades over your mental well being, the staff are filled with loads of shit & about two of them are nice. the school likes to go on about “everybody can be somebody” but they are so hypocritical with that statement, no body can be anybody due to the highly restricting rules of uniform & appearance & just overall your freedom of damn speech, they say to respect the teachers yet the teachers can’t respect the students. personally think they are a world class school at being an absolute mental asylum. can safely say their “no bullying policy” is unheard of & the people in your year are the most terrifying at times. linking back to my point about the staff full of shit, some get to the point of literally making up things so they can consequence you. another thing, even if you show positive things like pins on your blazer to show your a nice person, nope that’s not allowed, we can’t have any support in this school as it’s against the uniform policy. sure. risk someone’s life potentially for your uniform. don’t send your kids there. they might not come out alive. just the truth.
by ProbablyWillGetToldOff January 30, 2020
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culford school

Culford is a private school in the Suffolk countryside just outside of Bury st Edmunds.
It is full of foreigners and nearly everyone vapes or smokes weed.
It's pretty good for rugby and tennis but nothing else.
Do you like Culford school

Nah it's a bit shit.
by billy fresh May 16, 2018
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school lunch

one of the most disgusting foods in the world. It consits of:

Raw meat
over cooked vegeatbeals
cold pizza
a milk
The school lunch made Kelly sick, so she sued the lunch ladies for every penny they had
by poCkadotslotz July 25, 2009
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