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crud ring

The collection of organic or inorganic residue that collects at the water line of hot tubs, bath tubs, sitz bath or any other standing water, after it has been violated by people who refuse to shower before entering.
The residue may be a combination of sweat, hair, various body fluids, chemicals, beauty products, herpes simplex, excrement and other undisolved as yet unclassified solids and other things to numerous to mention. It may be easier to define it in the aggregate as "Nasty shit you don't want to touch"
I am not getting near that crud ring!
by Juan Moore Beer April 10, 2017
mugGet the crud ringmug.

Ring A Ding

Ring a ding also known as ring ding is an extremely offensive slur directed at people of Indian decent (Southeast Asia). Often used to make fun of or humiliate these group of people.
I was walking the other day and I ran into a ring a ding. He smelled like sweet curry.
by BigBird9112 April 15, 2024
mugGet the Ring A Dingmug.

purity ring

a ring that reminds the wearer of their promise to God not to have sex until marriage.
Stop asking him if he wants to have sex with you. Look at his purity ring. He's waiting until he's married.
by pitayaturtle October 30, 2023
mugGet the purity ringmug.

Ring Choker

A ring that costs so much to buy for them, that it chokes the life out of one
She’s wearing a ring choker on the finger
by Emelle2 April 24, 2019
mugGet the Ring Chokermug.

Ring yo pockets

They're going to try and fight you. If someone says this you better run, you gonna die.

This is also a sign they won't go down in your fight, and unless you fear nothing I recommend not continuing and running faster than Usain bolt could ever dream of going.
Person 1: WHY DID YOU FUCK MY GIRl

Person 2: waIT I DiDNT

Person 1: BULLSHIT, RING YO POCKETS BITCH

Person 2: NOOOOOOOO-

Person 2 was found dead the next day, do better than them, don't die a bitch
by Maybe_a_person January 5, 2022
mugGet the Ring yo pocketsmug.

i'll answer after the fifth ring

Kobe's way of saying he will win after the fifth ring of the NBA Finals when Obama told him a joke that someone would have his phone number.The phrase has been for every stuck with the man himself .
Coach:Kobe why didn't answer my phone yesterday?
Kobe: I'll answer after the fifth ring.
#Kobegotnochill
by random everthing is me July 8, 2017
mugGet the i'll answer after the fifth ringmug.

left ring toenail grease maker

a small machine that makes grease that resembles the grease from a left ring toenail
i need me a left ring toenail grease maker
by TheCoolerLeo June 29, 2024
mugGet the left ring toenail grease makermug.

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