Five Pound Trout

The largest most massive single turd imaginable, along the size and shape of a very big fish. Its so big, it sticks out of the water.

Dang it Bob, you left a five pound trout in the toilet without flushing it down. If you want everyone to see your masterpieces, send them to the Louvre!

by IFSATG March 26, 2021

Diaper pounding

When you hit it from behind and she's wearing a diaper.

I didn't know she was in to diaper pounding and had to stop at target for some buggies.

by Mrcappy June 7, 2021

11 pounder

Most likely you are a horse

The Giant Horse Cock Weights over 11 pounds (11 pounder)

by ANL:ASKL":AS July 20, 2021

Pee pound

The art of withstanding breaking the seal on a night out.

Betting at least £1 to out do your mate.

I bet you a pee pound that I can last longer than you.

by Pee pound August 6, 2021

Grave pound

When you have worms and let someone have anal sex with you.

Went over to my friend's house the other day and he let me do a grave pound on him

by Fredds August 17, 2021

Pittsburgh Pounder

An intimate act where the man shoves a 16oz can of iron city light into a woman’s vagina. The woman then sits on the mans face and he cracks the beer and drinks it.

Jack: “Dude how did it go with Heather last night?”
Mat: “I think she’s the one. She let me do a Pittsburgh Pounder!”

by Noznas September 10, 2021

n proud

A shorter version of not proud

I am n proud of you. You are a disappointment.

by Annefranksdivacup September 13, 2021