Pie-in-the-Sky Pi

When pure mathematicians dream that the elegant proofs of their π-related theorems would increase the chances of landing their names in the Mathematical Book of Life, or could propel them into mathematical immortality.

It’s an unspoken desire among Fields medalists—the mathematical equivalent of Nobel Prize winners in mathematics—and first-rate mathematicians to achieve pie-in-the-sky pi dreams.

by MathPlus May 24, 2021

slice of clock pie

a period of time

Hey, I need to talk to you about something. Let me know when you have a slice of clock pie.

by mamamm May 30, 2010

stinky cream pie

The act of a male ejaculating inside an anus. The receiver of the ejaculate will relax the anal walls allowing an undetermined amount of semen and fecal matter to leak out, thus creating the stinky cream pie.

Kenny: Hey bro that dude broke up with me.

Richard: What happened man, you two seemed so happy?
Kenny: I gave him a stinky cream pie and it ruined his expensive bed sheets.

Richard: Wow, I can't believe he didn't appreciate the stinky cream pie, your mom loves them!

by NastyCee September 25, 2016

Custard's pie

The last girl you slept with prior to becoming married.

I dated Jennifer right before I met my wife, she was my custard's pie.

by MTM/le June 11, 2012

Corey Cookie Pie

When one fills up someone's asshole with with chocolate syrup (or hot fudge) and then motor boats their ass cheeks while screaming "Coreyyy Cooookieeee Pieeeee."

There is nothing better than a good corey cookie pie to end the night.

by The Corey Cookie Pie Monster July 5, 2009

Boston Creme Pie

When a guy ejaculates in a girl, then proceeds to eat her out.

Alex: Hey dude, want a Boston Creme Pie.
Brian: Sure, dude.
Alex: Go ahead I just finished banging Ashley.

by Akira Moon February 19, 2009

Newcomerstown cream pie

When your masterbating you jizz in your hand, and then you slap someone in the face with it. Therefore giving the effect that they just got hit in the face with a tasty lemon meringue pie or a whip cream pie.

My girl and I were chillen at my house and she was complaining alot. I was getten torqued so to shut her up real good and teach her a lesson I gave her a "Newcomerstown cream pie"

by creamaramher July 9, 2010