Were-penis

The result of docking with a wolf on a full moon. Hairy monster penis that atacks on a full moon.

Johns were-penis attacked me last night.

by Casey Karn February 27, 2008

penis trout

A dude with a hella dick. This guy will hook all the ladies. Just one whiff of the penis trout will make any girl down for fish tacos and makin' love

Can have a positive or negative connotation

Dude: Bro, you got a penis trout, you're catching all the good ladies
Bro: 7 ladies in 7 nights
Dude: i wish i had a penis trout
Bro: its not for everyone

by What is this crap, bob? June 4, 2017

Penis Liar

Someone who lies and/or denies having a penis. Mostly in girls or gay guys.

JT: Dude Katrina is such a penis liar!
Josh: Uggghhhh i hate penis liars, she can go hang out with lady gaga!

by Foshizznittzile March 25, 2010

Pants Penis

Refers to the event of the zipper of the pants bending up giving the impression of a penis in a girl's pants.

Often occurs while sitting down.

Girl: Uck, I can't stand these jeans, they always give me a pants penis when I sit down!

by definitively October 23, 2009

Penis Recoil

occurs durring a strong male orgasm. the point when you ejaculate and as the prostate pumps, causes a retraction of the tendon attached to your penis forcing vertical motion similer to that of a hand gun.

i was banging this one girl and when i blew my load, the penis recoil gave me a bitchin cramp.

by Spyro1509 December 14, 2010

rock-penis

To have a sweet boner, that's super hard and doesn't bend

":Yo Dude, I have totally rock-penis right now"
"This chick was walking by and a I got a sweet rock-penis"
"I was watching porn last night and got a major rock-penis"

by Matt Calvery March 18, 2008

big penis

a not little male genitalia.

joe has a big penis.

by emilyyy September 27, 2005