acorn babies

When two midgets have a midget baby

This midget couple just gave birth to a couple of twin acorn babies

by Firewater82 September 14, 2016

Shit baby

A Shit baby is a shit so large that it takes more than a couple flushes and maybe a plunger, usually taking up to an hour to birth. Be sure to watch out for any After-shit if you experience or enter a bathroom previously used to birth a Shit baby"

Kevin: "Ryan, why'd you take so long on the toilet?"
Ryan: "Sorry man, had to birth a Shit baby AND wipe up the After-shit."
Kevin: "Ew, Ryan, TMI."

by monkey with a type-writer June 5, 2018

Teeth babies

The leftover remnants of cum between your teeth after sucking someone off

"Did you see jessica's smile in that photo? She has Teeth babies."

"My girl gave me top last night and she woke up with Teeth babies"

by Napevation June 12, 2021

Baby Tennis

A sex position where one pregnant females births their baby in the others hole, plunging the baby in and out back and forth.

"Dude I just did baby tennis with my mom"

by Little D August 10, 2017

Vacation Baby

A person who is deep in vacation mode with no concept of time, does whatever they feel like when they feel like it in the sweetest, most preciouslike (aka babylike) ways.

A vacation baby does things that include, but are not limited to: showering excessively, going pantless for days, overfeeding the pets, continual alcohol intake and happy hours, bikes up and down oceanfront properties, getting your car towed in Malibu, etc

by vacabaybay69 March 29, 2013

Lobby Baby

Term used for the prostitute that a hotel concierge calls regularly and is typically waiting in the hotel lobby.

A: Concierge desk, how can I help you?

B: Yes, can you send the lobby baby to room 2134.

A: She or He?

B: She please and be quick about it.

A: Very good, Ma'm, your lobby baby is on the way now.

by zbunnyzero May 27, 2018

baby hollerable

A word that a cougar uses to describe a very attractive young man that she is interested in.

I was substituting for a class today, and I had a few baby hollerables in the class.

I need to find me some baby hollerables tonight.

by pseudo intellectual neurotic June 19, 2010