wet sanchez

A combination of a wet willy and a dirty sanchez, with the offending finger being directed to the victim's ear canal, as opposed to the upper lip.

As a prank, the benefit of a wet sanchez over a dirty sanchez is that any clinging fecal material may go unnoticed for a longer period of time due to distance from the olfactory senses.

There's nothing better than spending a day at the hospital giving paraplegic patients wet sanchezes.

by Tosa July 26, 2010

wet weekend

Someone who is shrouded in pessimism, absolutely determined to ensure you have no enjoyment in what ever activity you intend on taking part in.

Guy "Man, I can't wait to stand in line with my mom and get Medal of Honor"

Other guy "Dude, you know it's just like other Modern Warfare games on the market, except for Ghost Recon, but no one likes Ghost Recon."

Guy "Why'd you have to be such a wet weekend?"

Other guy "Wet weekend? I've just saved you $50"

by Infinatly Ward October 21, 2010

WET BENCHING

To get bottom area of your clothing covered in bodily fluids whilst engaging in homosexual activity...like youve sat on a freshly painted wet bench

Terry hooked up with a couple of handsome guys the other gonna cost him a fortune in dry cleaning serious wet benching

by naylor1979 November 12, 2010

wet squares

cigarettes(squares) dipped in liquid PCP(water)

Tony had a pack of squares, I had sum water so we smoked wet squares all night long

by Thoedness March 21, 2008

Wet protection

Using a condom, basically, except that its so the girl doesnt get wet.

"Lets have sex."
"Only if you use a condom for wet protection"

by 4583phil October 10, 2008

wet whippin

the act of slapping girl with a hand wet from Arizona tea.

Dude-I was wet whipping all the moms in Kroger.

by Yung Christmaz January 13, 2014

wet jilly

The act of one males' ejaculation into his own hand, then proceeding to slap a bitch in the face.

Hey man I gave Pam a wet jilly last night.

by bradly109 May 11, 2014