Hey you kid, you better read up, this is something people who are bored enough to look up on the urban dictionary.
I bet you just typed a random thing here because you were bored and had nothing to do except look up "hey you" on the urban dictionary
by Lazav (shapeshifter) November 02, 2019
by Paige.1021 June 24, 2009
It's when her vagina is so deep and wet, a small penis couldn't handle it. In other words she's sayin you have a small dick!
by Lone Wolf 23 February 28, 2014
Colossus throws a tank at Juggernaut.
Juggernaut says: "I always crush my cans before throwing them away." He then punches the tank back at Colossus & says: " TANK YOU!, I wonder if he's recyclable?"
Juggernaut says: "I always crush my cans before throwing them away." He then punches the tank back at Colossus & says: " TANK YOU!, I wonder if he's recyclable?"
by AlMaJo81 April 30, 2016
John: "Yo, where you at?"
Kelly: "THAT'S A DANGLING PARTICIPLE, YOU UNEDUCATED MONKEY." *Slap!!*
John: *Runs off cowering.*
Kelly: "THAT'S RIGHT. Ignore cell phone commercials and re-learn what your second grade teacher tried in vain to get through your thick skull."
And we never heard from poor John again.
Kelly: "THAT'S A DANGLING PARTICIPLE, YOU UNEDUCATED MONKEY." *Slap!!*
John: *Runs off cowering.*
Kelly: "THAT'S RIGHT. Ignore cell phone commercials and re-learn what your second grade teacher tried in vain to get through your thick skull."
And we never heard from poor John again.
by afterthegoldrush September 05, 2005
by oatmeal mic July 06, 2014
Oh my god I can't believe you fell for that!
Definition: "You are gay" is a message that you write and hide. If discovered, the person who reads it next fails the test, and is branded GAY.
For example, if there is a notepad lying around, turn over one page, write YOU ARE GAY on the next page, turn back the front page, then wait. Once discovered, shout, "HA! YOU ARE GAY" at the person discovering.
WARNING. It is possible you may forget about it, and indeed fail the test yourself. If you do this, you are most definitely gay.
Definition: "You are gay" is a message that you write and hide. If discovered, the person who reads it next fails the test, and is branded GAY.
For example, if there is a notepad lying around, turn over one page, write YOU ARE GAY on the next page, turn back the front page, then wait. Once discovered, shout, "HA! YOU ARE GAY" at the person discovering.
WARNING. It is possible you may forget about it, and indeed fail the test yourself. If you do this, you are most definitely gay.
Stu: writes you are gay on notepad.
Malc: Turns the page on the notepad and discovers message.
Stu: "HA! YOU ARE GAY!
Everyone else in room: Haaaa aha ha ha haaaaa ha.
Malc: Turns the page on the notepad and discovers message.
Stu: "HA! YOU ARE GAY!
Everyone else in room: Haaaa aha ha ha haaaaa ha.
by stu April 05, 2005