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nut decision

A decision made about whether or not to pursue sex with someone but instead of flipping a coin or asking the magic 8 ball, you masturbate first then ask yourself if it's still worth it after you nut.
"Dude, Theresa wants to bang. She's got herpes, but she sucks a really mean dick"

"I don't know man, seems like a nut decision to me"
by Deadlifting freak December 14, 2017
mugGet the nut decisionmug.

Beak Nut

A beak nut is someone who is addicted to cocaine. Therefore a Coke head aka beak nut
by Dis one is de worst August 14, 2018
mugGet the Beak Nutmug.

PostIt nuts

when you have so many PostIt notes that it drives you nuts.
My desktop is so full of PostIt notes that I am going postit nuts.
by Opishka November 24, 2009
mugGet the PostIt nutsmug.

KP’s nuts

Kp’s nuts (the brand) have the most juicy succulent large smelly orgasmic nuts. Use to describe a persons nuts.
Person 1:
I was sucking someone nuts yesterday at the nursery

Person 2:

Did they have Kp’s nuts???

Person 1:

Unfortunately not 😢. I mean i did link them while they were in a cot. And they were like 2… so ig not

Person 2:

Truly unfortunate
by Jejij March 19, 2022
mugGet the KP’s nutsmug.

NUT SPRAYER

Bro stop being a Nut sprayer your so trash
by NutSprayer February 20, 2019
mugGet the NUT SPRAYERmug.

Velcro nuts

When a man's nuts become stuck to his gooch or leg, resulting in a stickyness in which they must be ripped off in a similar fashion to Velcro.
"Dude I have some serious Velcro nuts right now"
by synti December 10, 2014
mugGet the Velcro nutsmug.

auto nut

Press button to jizz every 5 minutes
by YoNun July 21, 2017
mugGet the auto nutmug.

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