mike haggerty

Total stud. The type of guy your mom won't stop talking about you marrying and all the other girls are jealous of.

You finally found yourself a Mike Haggerty.

by Dudeman87 January 26, 2021

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Mike’s Ratio

When the ratio of women to men is significantly in favor of men.

Yo that party last night was garbage it had mike’s ratio.

by BigManJay1 January 26, 2019

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Giving your "good friend" a piggy back ride while he enters you from behind. (Anally) ((male only))

"Look how happy J.D. and Mike look. Mike is so nice to give J.D. a Mike Bebek Taxi ride"

by Taxi guy January 23, 2021

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When you want to say "holy shit!" but enjoy the Five Nights at Freddy's franchise a little too much.

Holy Mike Shmidt FNAF! I just broke my arm on a wall!

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Wow this guys a computer geek

He must be a Mike Higson !!

by may_b June 09, 2011

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A gay man before coming out of the closet properly, he jokes about his friend being gay to help facilitate his own out coming.

Jesus Gleavy, you're being a bit of a Mike pie again. Don't you think it's time you find yourself?

by Gbd exposer July 03, 2021

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Having sex with a beautiful woman but wishing you were having out with guys instead

"Oh my God did he nail that bridesmaid yesterday. "

"No he gave her the mike job instead"

by December 17, 2021

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