Hoover Dame

Hoover Dame, (Noun);

A lady with "a really lovely personality", who is absolutely adamant that it is actually water retention.

Azenath67, London

(Fatty overhears Skinny 1 and Skinny 2 making bitchy remarks about her size)
- Fatty "Do you mind? Anyway, I'm not fat; it's water retention, actually. (In a huff, Fatty stomps off to out of Skinnies' earshot)
-Skinny 1 "Water retention? She must be at least 250lbs. Who does she think she's kidding?
-Skinny 2 "Yeah! Talk about a Hoover Dame!

Azenath67, London

by Azenath67 March 1, 2019

Hoover

Only the greatest sub 5 foot baseball player to ever walk planet earth. Don’t let his aroma of taco fool you, for hoover steals your bitch without breaking a sweat.

Guy 1: Who is that #2 kid
Guy2: That’s HOOVER 2 BASEBALL

by hooverbaseball March 14, 2019

Hoover Queen

When a girl can suck your dick like a Hoover vacuum.

A: “ I have a Hoover Queen of a maid.”
T: “Hoover Queen?”
A: “sucks dick so good, you’d think it’s a vacuum doing it.”

by TreacleJC April 11, 2019

Hoofer

a person who goes around and literally scams people for a shit ton of money.

me: i was fucked over by a hoofer not too long ago.
friend: ah same, he took a lot of money from me.

by Luzu May 10, 2019

Hooter snooter

When a woman uses her vagina to take bong tokes, or the use of said vagina with any marijuana paraphernalia smoking devices.

When ya side bitch sits on a bong. And her hooter just snoots er. Shes a hooter snooter.

by Hooper shooter 91 July 6, 2019

Hooters

A restaurant that hires thicc women

I love hooters so I got up and fucked the woman at the register for 80% off my meal

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 7, 2019

Hoover

Smoking all the weed, not passing the weed to next person

Damn Sean a Hoover he had the weed for 5 hours!

by Curl_Lil July 13, 2019