finger happy

sticking your middle finger up at anybody for any reason you can possibly think of... fuck you!

me sticking my finger up at you you fucking assholes!! (finger happy)

by rhood May 26, 2006

Finger Dash

The act of quickly itching your butthole in public.

"Am I the only one who saw the priest keep doing the finger dash while giving communion?".

by MR.ZERO July 24, 2011

shady finger puppet

Sexual maneuver where you insert your index finger in the girl's anus with your palm up. Using the other hand, spread her vag lips. Now push your finger up past the taint so that a "pink finger puppet" comes out of the spread lips. Make puppet dance and sing as necessary.

"hey Mark, want to see my shady finger puppet show?"

by Terryfied February 15, 2005

Middle Finger Swear

Used as an oath to convince someone that you will do something, not do something, say something, etc.

It's like a Pinky Swear except stronger.

Also called MF Swear.

"dude if you slap that girl's ass I'll pay you 5 bucks>"
"ok, Middle Finger Swear on it."
***slap***
"ha ha newb now you have to pay, we MF Swore on it"
"dammit"

by Mastersam0 June 11, 2008

One finger

When your so pathetic you only pleasure your girl with one finger

Weston totally pulled a one finger one her

by Killtheporr November 2, 2016

fish finger

The practice of persuading or tricking a woman into licking your fingers after they have been inside her.

She got really pissed off when I fish fingered her.

by Fishmaster November 3, 2003

midde finger

Digit located between the index finger and the ring finger. Used mainly for powerful grips and the middle finger salute.

Extend your arm


Extend your middle finger.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 17, 2004