farts with benefits

This is a flatus stage that bridges the gap between a plain fart and a full-on shart. Whereas a fart leaves no solid evidence and a shart is a shorts-changing, date-ending, messy experience... farts with benefits contain fart particles (a.k.a. fecal mist).

Farts with benefits may be somewhat harmless in small quantities, but continuation may amount to the messiness of a mild shart.

I realized that my crabby ass was due to farts with benefits and I had to change my stained drawers.

by FishFinderAZ May 10, 2007

sweaty fart

Gas emitting from the minimally wet sphincter. Usually during post workout. Can also occur when one's anus crack is too large to be effectively cleaned, has not been cleaned for a prolonged period and a large Mexican food meal has been consumed.

Dirk Chiseljaw finished his 500 rep bench press and promptly melted his spandex with a sweaty fart.

by WendellFong December 20, 2013

fiddle-fart

to play, or mess around when one is supposed to be doing something more productive.

Nathan! Stop fiddle-farting, and come take out the trash!

by obiwon123 March 1, 2011

Deep Fart

A fart that's released from the deepest part of your guts; often occuring in the male bathrooms in gas stations. Usually occurs after blasting out a heavy load of Chipotle's and(or) Taco Bell.

After the load of dastardly dooky is dumped, a loud, often floor vibrating, heavy bass fart is released. Can last from 2 - 10+ seconds.

Bruh I just took a huge dump, had a deep fart that took away the stomach pains!

by Thicc Dump August 20, 2021

Sexy Fart

a slow and smooth fart

*perrrrrrrrd* wow that was kinky

by Armando February 17, 2007

fart cakes

Cakes that had been farted upon by horny and crazy women for sexual gratification

These fart cakes are bad for you. If you eat them, then you may have the runs! This woman has just farted on them naked.

by Mickeymike October 17, 2008

Facebook Fart

N. {fasbook phart}
Gas emitted from one's anus during a facebook session that is worse then normal gas due to the facebooker's refusal to get up and take a shit.

Jim: I was profiling on facebook last night and I facebook farted so bad I thought I greased my shorts.

Jan: No shit?

Jim: No.

by Ryan p cooke April 24, 2009