douche helmet

A total fucking dip shit, usually with the first name Evan. Synonymous with cock banger.

Evan is a fucking douche helmet....a cock banger...a banger of the pole.

by Hermaphrodite February 26, 2004

Douche Lick

the ultimate gayass; wack; stupid; punk ass bitch

you're a douche lick

by t-dot-oh June 19, 2006

Huge Douche

Someone who surpasses douche. Just the word Douche can't really explain the level of douche.

Ex: Even an instance such as a rapture could not explain how high above regular douche you are.

Ex: What a HUGE douche. I can't even just use one word to describe how douchy this guy is.

by yeup2 March 8, 2010

Douche Bag

Douche Bag....

1) A piece of shit who thinks he is 'all that'.

2) A fag that struts around all day with an undeserved sense of accomplishment

1) George W. Bush

2) Kevin "The Fag", Federline

George W. Bush Kevin "The Fag", Federline Douche Bag

by Jesus Christ!! Fuck Nutz!! June 6, 2009

douche eater

one who is being a total fuckin idiot and deserves to eat a womans douche

my friend kyle was being a douche eater last night

by Joe faggot lover October 18, 2008

douche cannoe

A cannoe made of used douches

Kyle is douche cannoe

by GWAR666 April 3, 2014

hockey douche

That douche who thinks he is better than everyone else because he plays hockey. He typically has religiously kept flow, which he thinks attracts the puck sluts.

Look at Eckholm Tryna Trap Those hoes, what a hockey douche.

by ekal5 April 29, 2014