closehanger

when you

have sex upside down

closehanger is when you have sex up side down and ur girls vomits after

by mmmman May 19, 2018

closet chad

A guy who has the perfect genes to be a chad, yet embraces the lifestyle of an otaku. They're the guys that go to con ripped in cosplay, the ones that somehow hold relationships despite playing video games for twelve hours a day, and make you look like a failure at being a failure.

"I thought con was just for neets and degenerates then I saw the guy in the All Might cosplay."
"Nah, he's just a closet chad. I wouldn't regard him as something better."

by karminova May 21, 2018

Closet Gunner

Secretly hardworking students. They don't admit they study. They want to give the impression the are some rare genius who can party until 4 AM the day of the exam and just get an A because they can "test well."

Medical schools are full of closet gunners.

by thefxxkingcoolkid May 27, 2018

causero

The fucking worst family to ever exist

Never ever bother with a Causero

by popooooooopo May 31, 2018

close minded blame

When you blame something because you don’t understand what the problem is, and you try to find a quick solution.

Person A: Get off that website!
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because that website is giving us viruses!
Person B: But the computer is old.
Person A: I don’t want to hear your excuses!
Person B: Don’t make a close minded blame.

by ChameleonDragon June 1, 2018

Clouse

A Clouse can never close the deal with the ladies. Even after years of practice he will always screws everything up, just like he does with everything else in his life.

Clause is often refererred to around his “buddies” as a “Triple C”!

( Can’t Close Clause) when used in reference with talking to women or ( Can’t count on Clause ) when dealing with day to day activities or work.

Friends : Looks like Triple C went home alone last night again!

Buddies: Did you see how Ol Triple C’s date didn’t show up to the ball. Poor Clouse...

Co workers: Did Clause turn his reports into the boss today? Ya Triple C screwed everything up on them again per usual...

by Murzinator June 10, 2018

Closeted Erectosexual

When you get a massive amount of dog mud on your frontal and eternal.

Sam: Darnley get off of me you’re covered in dog mud!
Jackson: Darnley is honestly such a closeted erectosexual.

by Poopassjackson June 28, 2018