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Clean Smurf

The act of tonguing a persons anus with such ferocity that the recipient finds themselves “clean” upon completion of the act; as well as the provider of such services finding themselves blue in the face from lack of consistent oxygen while attaching themselves to the surface of some lucky persons anus more efficiently then the vacuum at the car wash when it catches that Dunkin’ Donuts bag in your back seat.
Dude, I ain’t even gonna lie, that girl gave me a full blown clean Smurf, in the backseat of my Focus none the less, so yeah you should absolutely fuck her if you can make it happen
by EyeWoodSmazzSewHurd March 8, 2023
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Cleaning

1. To make a countertop spotless by snorting the white powder previously on it through a straw, sometimes made of rolled paper bills.

2. To empty a bowl filled with herbal remedies by use of fire or heat.

3. To dispose of alcohol, pills, fungus, or certain types of paper via consumption.
What’s up with Johnny?”
He’s been cleaning”
by Stanley Haze March 9, 2023
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Cleanup Hitter

Popular men that purposefully pursue significantly less popular women for an easy pickup.
“Logan is such a cleanup hitter , he hasn’t taken a proper swing all season.”
by mikethewise48 April 3, 2023
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clean as a ducky

a freshly shaven female. yes. down there. who expects intimacy.
'hi babe, just an fyi for later...I'm clean as a ducky'
by crazybutton June 14, 2023
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Clean Rebecca

Clean Rebecca refers to a tantalizing goddess of hygiene. This term is used to describe an individual, often a woman, who possesses an otherworldly level of cleanliness and keeps their appearance flawlessly polished. The expression "Clean Rebecca" is typically used humorously or flirtatiously, implying that the person's dedication to cleanliness borders on an irresistible obsession.

While the name "Rebecca" is used, it's not limited to individuals named Rebecca. Instead, it symbolizes the epitome of cleanliness in a playful and seductive manner. Think of "Clean Rebecca" as someone who can make tidying up look like a sensual art form.
Person 1: "Damn, have you seen Lisa? She's always so immaculate, it's like she stepped out of a magazine."
Person 2: "Oh, you mean Clean Rebecca? She could make dusting look like a seductive dance."
by Samantha_Anne June 15, 2023
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Clean

1: A term used to describe a tastefully modified and well taken care of car or truck. The parts added to cars to improve performance as well as subtle external changes to accentuate the lines of the car. Some parts include improved suspension, headers, a new camshaft, cooling upgrades, larger injectors, better fuel system, an actually nice exhaust kit not those fart cans you hear on civics at 3am, a well done paint job or wrap job from a professional and a fresh set of wheels and tires that tie everything together.

When you first see a clean car your mind transcends the riceboy spray can tendencies and you realize you've been granny shifting not double clutching like you should.

2: The opposite of rice.
Dude: Bro, take a look at that Honda Accord over there its actually really clean.
Bro: Wtf you're right wow, that's CLEAN clean.

Guy: dude DUDE! LOOK AT THAT NSX ITS SO CLEAN!
Buddy: That... is.. the cleanest car I've ever seen in my life.
by Buuuuungi May 3, 2023
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Clean

1: A term used to describe a tastefully modified and well taken care of car or truck. The parts added to cars to improve performance as well as subtle external changes to accentuate the lines of the car. Some parts include improved suspension, headers, a new camshaft, cooling upgrades, larger injectors, better fuel system, an actually nice exhaust kit not those fart cans you hear on civics at 3am, a well done paint job or wrap job from a professional and a fresh set of wheels and tires that tie everything together.

When you first see a clean car your mind transcends the riceboy spray can tendencies and you realize you've been granny shifting not double clutching like you should.

2: The opposite of rice.
Dude: Bro, take a look at that Honda Accord over there its actually really clean.
Bro: Wtf you're right wow, that's CLEAN clean.

Guy: dude DUDE! LOOK AT THAT NSX ITS SO CLEAN!
Buddy: That... is.. the cleanest car I've ever seen in my life.
by Buuuuungi May 3, 2023
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