blue crush 

When you have a crush on someone but it makes you sad cause you know that person will never like you back in the same way.

Man look at Megan, it really is a blue crush.

blue crush by guy July 1, 2004

Blue Waffle 

Blue Waffle bloo-wof-uh l : A battered or infected lady cake of blue or green colouring, often brought about by extreme rammage to the female taco with penis or similar device. Blue Waffle infections are a result of dirty skank whoreness of the smack head variety and are abundant in areas of extreme chav infestations as well as areas high in whoredom.

-go to google.com type in blue waffle and hit im feeling lucky.

-go to google.com type in blue waffle and hit im feeling lucky.

Blue Waffle by MaDiSoN!! March 21, 2010

Blue Drank 

A tight ass drink made in texas. Not purple drank, but same properties without the cough syurp. Made with high quality Vodka (Grey Goose, or Skyy etc...). Cosists of a White Foam Cup,1/3 Grey Goose Vodka, 1/3 Sprite, 1/3 Gatorade (blue), and ice. Sippin some tight shit. Real gangstas throw a shot of Everclear or Red Bull insted of sprite.

Dose kids from ptown sip some realist shit called blue drank, some tight shit, couple cup and I leanin on gangsta shit yo.

Blue Drank by jew2 October 8, 2006

Blue Foo 

A person who knows how to kick hiatus. A Blue Foo is also someone who has fantasies over older women...much older women. Blue Foos pwn.

Hey dude you are awesome....you are a true Blue Foo.

Blue Foo by Big Steve December 3, 2004

blue bagged 

when you go to buy weed from a guy and he hands u a bag of shit that you cant even tell is weed because its in an opaque blue bag. usualy filled with no buds, bad shake, and shitty regs or very low middies. if u get blue bagged, promptly hand it back and swiftly roundhouse the dealer in the temple, right bi-cuspid, or any vital extremities.

guy one: did u pick up that 1/8th from that sketchy new guy last night.

guy two: nahh son, he blue bagged me and try to sell me a bag of paprika.

guy one: damn...that shit aint even green

blue bagged by ebey the crime dog February 11, 2009

Blue Bananna

When a guy fucks a chick with a blue waffle and gets a STD.

In the locker room one day....

Gary: Dude! What's wrong with your wiener?

Kyle: I fucked Larissa, the skank with a blue waffle. Now I have a blue bananna...

Gary: Why? Kyle, why?

You are such a noob.....

Blue Bananna by I.K.P. May 10, 2010

Blue Tunic 

The piece of clothing this girl with a big chin is always seen wearing. She has it on all the time and probably sleeps in it.

She is also a tiny cute girl.

*Pull up to icon*
Kid 1 "Yo that's the blue tunic girl!!!"

Kid 2 "AND shes wearing her blue tunic!"

Kid 1 "BAHAHAHAHHAA"

Blue Tunic by Icanteventhinkofaname April 6, 2007