split peen soup

When you're all horny in your trailer at night and want to have a special fap, so you sneak into kitchen and grab a can of Great Value sweet peas. You open the can with your Dollar Tree can opener and dowse the peas in canola oil. You then proceed to fuck the can of peas, but because all of the products you use are cheap and you are poor and stupid, there's a jagged piece of metal on the rim of the can that suddenly splits your dick down the middle. BAM! Now you've got split peen soup.

Girlfriend: We haven't had sex in two weeks. What's wrong with you?

Boyfriend: I didn't want to say anything, but last week I had three servings of split peen soup..."

by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022

Soup

Soup is Caleb Finns girlfriend and hopefully his soulmate. She has beautiful orange hair and she goes by xlilsoup on all platforms as in twitter and Instagram. Shes very beautiful and sweet to everyone. Shes very loyal and has a bunch of beautiful tattoos on her legs, arms and hands. Shes also very loyal and easy to get along with.

"have you seen how pretty soup is?"
"yea shes so pretty and sweet Caleb is so lucky"

by cmf_910 November 15, 2020

Trenton Soup

The act of getting brutally sodomized by a stranger whilst eating fecal matter out of a toilet.

Guy 1: Did you hear Jack Moved away?

Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: He ate some Trenton Soup!

by trentonsouper69 May 21, 2024

i like soup

I like soup

I like soup

by Elras September 27, 2020

soup

a chonky calico cat with attitude

Look, Soup just ate through the sack of food.

by the better ruby September 25, 2021

SOUP

A female dog

"your a soup."

by kitten dead February 17, 2017

Soup

A nickname given to a guy who thinks they're MUCH MUCH smarter then they actually are.

Person#1: Bro, if you even think about trying to come up with another idea then I'm gonna start calling you 'Soup' from here on out bc all of your ideas have been nothing but counterproductive.

Person#2: What are you talking about? My plans have almost worked each time we've tried one of 'em.

Person#1- Seriously? Are you joking bro?..... Hey 'Soup', shut up and just go sit in the corner while the grown-ups in there room come up with something that might actually help us get this job done.

by SpeedBall Inc. February 4, 2021