Alabama Banana Split

A sexual stunt involving a male and female - preferably siblings or first cousins - where the man shoves his thumbs into the meatus of his urethra and wrenches his hands sideways with enough force to rip the penis in half down to the base. The remaining urethra hole in the base is then filled with whipped cream, after which the destroyed penis is promptly given a blowjob by the female.

Holy shit, Greg just got given the Alabama Banana Split! I think he's going to bleed out!

by BonesTheWendigo July 29, 2021

alabama cruiseship

an alabama cruiseship is when you puke and cum at the same time

Derek was feeling a bit sick at the party so he went to the bathroom and hit a quick alabama cruiseship. He's fine now.

by wafflehaus101 July 18, 2025

Alabama Jon

When one is so retarded that they fuck themselves in the mirror

Jon Hood is a Alabama Jon.

by GArycoleman870 January 30, 2018

Alabama Birdie

When you cum in a bitches butt and she squats over your face to feed it back to you.

Dude guess what we fuckin did last night Kyle. She gave me the Alabama Birdie it was sick.

by gffyd May 8, 2025

Alabama Looking

Someone who looks trashy, or unkept is usually a person with poor hygiene.

That person is Alabama looking with a beard, ripped up clothes, and smells bad.

by jondich May 5, 2024

Alabama corkscrew

When you bang you're sister but finish on you're mom

Last night me and my family did the Alabama corkscrew and it was amazing

by Big dick ashley October 16, 2025

Alabama finger-trap

A hypothetical situation in which a guys dick is a few inches deep in his mom, and the guys Dad has a few inches of dick in the guys (sons) ass. The dilemma is to move forward, or backward to get out.

If you where in an Alabama Finger-trap, would you go backwards or Forward to get out?

by Shop talker October 29, 2025