National break up day

National break up day is always the first Wednesday in May.....Do it to your spouse but it’s made of a joke....but if he/she takes it seriously that’s on you.....but it has to to be played out for 24 hrs

Boyfriend: I’m breaking up with you

Girlfriend: how could you I loved you so much

24 hrs later

Boyfriend: baby it was a joke I could never leave you

Girlfriend: Awww I love you to baby don’t do that again though

Boyfriend: what it’s national break up day

Girlfriend: ......

by Pop loo June 22, 2023

crack break

The crack break is the time of the day when it's a break, and you and your homies go outside of the school to smoke a fucking beautiful bag of crack. Usually, the teachers don't say anything and will grab their own bag of crack and smoke with you. The police, on the other hand, will try to steal all your crack for their own purposes, so be careful to not lose your genuine and imposing bag of crack.

(German): A: Gemma CRACK PAUSE, Oida!!!

(English): A: Let's go and have a fucking crack break!!!

by Crack Maniac March 2, 2020

Spam break

The time of the day you take to go over your spam email. Usually means you have absolutely nothing else to do, except breathe.

My boss went to a meeting, so I have spam break...

by piccolodaimaku July 26, 2011

Breaking Bad

A comically over the top comedy show posing as drama. It's unknown which one is bigger - the number of plot holes and retcons or the number of brainless fans.

Morbius: I love Breaking Bad!

Morpheus : Ah! the show where Gus Fring's backstory is retconned, Mexico is yellow and Hank is an incompetent asshole! And the whole story until the final episode occurs within a year ? Truly one of the shows of all time. Bravo Vince!

by jolly_dinosaur_23 January 31, 2024

Master Break

Masturbating at work whilst on your break.

He's going for a Master Break instead of a usual cig break.

by Dockerz May 18, 2017

buhda break

a short period of time designated for smoking ganja.

Joe: lets play mariokart!
Frank: im going to need a buhda break first.

Frank: you wanna take a buhda break?

by mrganja September 15, 2010

Mommy Pee break

A Mommy Pee Break is when a mother goes to the loo for a second and the kids decide to use that exact moment to raise all sorts of hell and run amok. Usually ends up in the house being trashed or burned down.

Candice: I just left them for a second and when I came back, all hell was loose! The ADSL cable is unplugged, the flatscreen TV has been demolished, my two year old is covered in cream, my perfume has been thrown down the sink and the dog has been painted green! All in the time it took for me to have a pee!

Jacques: Sounds like a standard Mommy Pee Break. If they are still alive and the house is still standing, we are doing good.

Candice: FML

by laserswordofdeath +3 April 19, 2018