Mac Waffle

A Mac Waffle is when you get so frustrated with your Apple laptop that you take a shit on your keyboard and close the laptop. Then, when opened again, you have a flattened turd with the impressions of small squares from the keyboard, giving it the likeness of a waffle.

Dude my MacBook is so frustrating. It won’t let me do anything that I have to do! I’m about to make a Mac Waffle!!

by jaytothegizzle March 31, 2021

waffle fucker

One who sticks their duck ina waffle press and burns a waffle shape into their dick. Then their mate pours syrup on their penis and sucks/fucks it aggressively

Honey, your are a real waffle fucker.... and I like it

by Jay Rome the god November 19, 2017

Waffle Stomper

Someone who takes a shit in the shower and stomps it down the drain

Caught my roommate shittin' in the shower. Can't believe I live with a waffle stomper.

by psudeom July 25, 2022

Waffle

To talk alot without saying much

"Dude were you at the party last night?"

"Yeah, Spoke a bunch of waffle about his grandma".

by V1vid February 16, 2024

Waffle

An overrated pancake who thinks it's better that everybody because it has better abs than pancakes

That waffle may have abs but it doesn't compare to pancakes

by Kimmbee July 15, 2017

Waffles

An absolute Mordhau chad. Uses a stylish War Axe to slay the masses. Consistently shits on any who dare appose his holy will. Can sense Beta Male energy, and destroys Libtards with straight facts. Fear the man who calls himself Waffles.

Holy fuck! Waffles is shitting on Seymour! Again!

by Waffles fanboy October 8, 2019

Roscoe's House of Chicken 'N Waffles

an American soul food restaurant chain that operates seven locations in the Los Angeles metropolitan area

On March 29, 2016, Roscoe's House of Chicken 'N Waffles filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy

by SPrice1980 May 20, 2023