Skip to main content

Whipped

Being completely and utterly controlled by a female , usually the guy doesn't even notice it and he does it for the opportunity to get pussy but in most cases he isn't getting any pussy at all, anything she says he will do at the drop of the hat. He will never hit because at this point she sees him as a slave or a bestfriend
"It's not called being whipped , its called being a man" example of how whipped Justin is , he doesn't even realize it
by You mirin? October 4, 2015
mugGet the Whippedmug.

Miracle Whip

A Miracle Whip is a skate 3 trick when you do a super man frontflip
No Way bro i just hit a Miracle Whip In Skate 3!!!!
by Lane-Games December 5, 2022
mugGet the Miracle Whipmug.

Balrog's Whip

A situation in which one appears to have narrowly escaped disaster, only to suffer a fatal blow at the last moment. Refer's to the weapon of Durin's Bane who, after falling into the chasm below Khazad-dûm, lashed out its whip and caught Gandalf by the heel.
1

"Dude, why'd you two break up? I thought you were fine."
"The Balrog's whip."
"Huh?"
"I asked if she was okay, and she was like, ' yeah – I just think it's funny how...'"

2 I stared into the bowl, my turd swirling into the abyss. But, at the last moment, the Balrog's Whip struck, and its girth jammed in the waste pipe. In the hall, someone waited for their turn, ignorant of this dreadful news.
by Leery Loon February 4, 2021
mugGet the Balrog's Whipmug.

miracle whip lotion

replace someones lotion with miracle whip. NOTES: mix it 50/50 that would make it smell natural. good luck! works with shampoo to!!
dude: ya man I just did the miracle wihip lotion trick.
dude 2: thats sick bra!!!
chick: I need some lotion! (miracle whip lotion)
by tulshead January 12, 2012
mugGet the miracle whip lotionmug.

Whipped

You're telling me she slept with 30 dudes?
Yea but I still love her.
Sounds like you're whipped to me bro.
by Gilgalapagos March 27, 2022
mugGet the Whippedmug.

drizzle whipped

When a person cannot order a regular coffee drink because they have become dependent on an extra drizzle of flavor in said drink, i.e. a Caramel Macchiato or Pumpkin Spiced Latte.
Dude, you can't order a normal cup of coffee? You drizzle whipped.
by Definer of Leisure July 13, 2022
mugGet the drizzle whippedmug.

Whipped

1. (N.) The word dude-bros use to convince their friend to ignore their girlfriend

2. A term used to describe a guy who is completely under the control of his female partner

3. A guy who can't handle the responsibility of being in a relationship and chooses to spend a majority of time with his friends, ignoring her.
"Dude, if you don't get over here you're totally whipped" -a guy most likely not in a relationship
"Man, Johnny is totally whipped.. He should probably talk about that with his girl."

"No way, man! I'm not sitting with my girlfriend. I'm not whipped."
by _no--_--._ April 4, 2015
mugGet the Whippedmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email